Adult Content Warning

This work could have adult content. If you continue, you have agreed that you are willing to see such content.

If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Yes, Continue", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). If you log in you can store your preference and never be asked again.

  1. Nice Guy by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    26 Nov 2023

    Tags
    Summary

    Craig and Cartman. Two peas in a pod, in a sense. They seemed to work quite similar to each other, despite Craig hating Cartman. Craig kept you from dating and Cartman kept Kyle from dating. Just Craig did it so he wouldn't see you hurt while Cartman just wanted to mess with Kyle. They never had the intent or idea it would push you guys together since you hated each other. The world works in mysterious ways.
    Or as you would say, Mysterion ways... "HAH REMEMBER THAT KENNY! NERD!"
    "Fuck you"

    Warnings- every south park warning and more. Cum rag is brought up first chapter and drinking is a heavy theme. they're aged up to 17

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    73,188
    Chapters:
    50/50
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    566
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    12,142