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「○Recording」
"Rantaro are you recording?"
"I can't tell!"
"It's on fucking virgin! Geez! Do you know nothing about technology?"
They all backed away from the camera and kokichi spoke up, "Hey it's-", but before he could finish Miu burst into laughter. "Ahahah!! You sound so fucking stupid!", she yelled. "Shut the fuck up cum dumpster! Oh my fucking god! You do it then!" Kokichi yelled back, "Ngh, M-me? N-no way!". Miu stuttered backing away, "That's what I thought."
Kokichi glared at Miu before speaking up again, "It's Dice here, And were, well I'm announcing but you get the point. We're gonna be performing in Tokyo in 2 weeks from exactly now arriving in Tokyo tomorrow! We wanna give you guys a chance to get my precious autograph!".
"don't play yourself Kokichi! If it's anyone's autograph they want it's fucking mine!"
"actually I'm sure they want mine"
"Shut it Rantaro!"
"Guys calm down!"
"Oh shut it Piano Freak!"
"Well as I was saying, well arrive at Tokyo Airport at exactly 4:30! First in line might get a little peck on the cheek since you guys love me so much!"
"Don't stroke your own ego."
"We'll arrive at 4:30 pm, and leave at exactly 5 pm, we'll take pictures and autographs!"
"Please don't ask us to sign your tits"
"You still not over that small tits?"
"No. They literally flashed me, Miu!"
"You'll live!"
"I won't"
"Anyways! That's pretty much it! For now."
Kokichi walked over and 'Ended' the Livestream.
"Fucking finally, I can't stand breathing the same air as Miu.", Kokichi sighed causing Miu to squeal. "Shut up you failed abortion! This is why your mom doesn't love you!".
Kokichi gasped and clutched his heart, "Miu, how could you...". He said with the over-the-top emotion. "Cmon Kokichi, no one even falls for that anymore", Rantaro sighed.
"Whatever, where the fuck do you get these shirts rantaro? They're itchy as fuck.", he took off the shirt and continued bullying Miu.
It took an hour for them to notice.
"Hey Abortion, did you put the camera away?". She was walking around in her underwear like always, she started to get a little too comfortable, for fucks sake she was digging for gold in both her ass and nose. How much more gross can she get?
"No? I just shut it off, you never told me to." He was currently reading a bunch of kokichi x Readers, he liked seeing what his fans thought him in a relationship would be like. He also liked tormenting the creators by telling them in exact detail what a relationship with him would be like just to annoy them so he can hear them say: "How would you know?".
It amuses him so much, imagine if they knew it was actually him.
"Hey, Kokichi what's your Wattpad account again? I need a share something with you. Apparently, people are madly shipping Oumami and Ouruma! Even a bit of Oumatsu! The Oumatsu storylines are cute though if you pretend they're not shipping us, that's gross" She faked a gag. "Also Have you seen the phantom thief AU? It's so cool!! they're shipping you with Shuichi Saihara, y'know the detective but it's not too popular cause people think you guys have no idea of who the other is." Kaede rambled on.
"It's DiceHatesMe and Ouruma? No fucking way I'd be caught dead before dating Miu. I'd rather kiss Rantaro's uncleaned ass. I've seen the Oumatsu stories, they're kinda weird considering the reasons they ship it. Oumami, I'd never date him I'd rather drown. Phantom their AU's are cool, I'd love to be a hot thief with an organization!! Plus me and Saihara? We were Like best friends from high school through college, how do people think I don't know him? I talked to him maybe, uhm, 5 months ago? What's the ship name? I'm gonna check it out."
"Saiouma, or Oumasai."
"Oh my fucking god, Iruma if I catch you digging in your ass and taking a sniff one more time. Do you have no shame?" Rantaro yelled. "Oh shut it! You just mad you could never touch an ass like mine!" She yelled back before getting up and posing.
"Your such a whore."
"Virgin"
Kokichi continued to scroll through the saiouma tag when his Wattpad notifications started flooding. "What the hell?", the others turned to look at him as he read the messages he was getting. "The live is still...ON?", he yelled in panic.
"WHAT?"
"SAY WHAT?"
"HUH?"
Miu quickly covered herself squealing, Rantaro fell off the couch, and Kokichi was banging his head on the counter, all while Kaede rushed to actually end the live.
【○Live Ended】
【Twitter】
「Trending Tags」
#Dice
#KokichiOuma
#MiuIruma
#RantaroAmami
#KaedeAkamatsu
#ShuichiSaihara
#Saiouma
#MiuIrumaDigsInHerAss!!
#TakingASniff
#LiveGoneWrong!!
#Oumatsu
#Wattpad
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【2.1mil Likes, 906k comments, 670k shares】
●=Verified
Dicer69: Omg!! I just watched 2 hrs of Dices interactions 'off' camera!! KOKICHI READS HIS FANFICS??? KAEDE TOO???
Yuyu4648: IM FALLING HARDER FOR MIU THAN BEFORE EVISGXISJS WE GOT TO SEE HER IN HER PANTIES
User480828361690 [Replying to Dicer69]: But Kokichi with his shirt off
LuminaryOfTheStarsbiggestfan: Miu digging in her ass and not washing her hands is gross...
Yuyu4648: The girls in her own home, let her live
●OfficialRuma [Replying to Yuyu4648]: Fucking Thank you, Yall really coming for me cause I had to scratch my ass In my own home.
Yuyu4648: EGSJXHOSJDJDJC SHE RESPONDED. TO. ME!!!! Screenshotted, Printed, framed, on my wall.
DojakittyK: Day 647 of waiting for Kaede or Kokichi to respond to me, drowning myself on day 1000
●OfficialKo [Replying to DojakittyK]: Do you have a thing for the letter K?
●OfficialKae [Replying to DojakittyK]: please don't drown yourself
DojakittyK: ABJHHHAGSIAI
OumatsuSolos: I'm so surprised kokichi reads
JunkoFuckingEnoshima: Isn't kokichi like homophobic
DojakittyK [Replying to JunkoFuckingEnoshima]: wasn't that a rumor from last year
●OfficialTaro [Replying to DojakittyK]: Kokichis homophobic 100%
●OfficialKo [Replying to OfficialTaro]: Rantaro stop spreading Rumors, you know damn well if anyone's homophobic it's You.
●OfficialTaro [Replying to OfficialKo]: No you
●OfficialKo[Replying to OfficialTaro]: kiss me and prove it
●OfficialTaro [Replying to OfficialKo]: Ayo?
●OfficialKo[Replying to OfficialTaro]: /j I wouldn't kiss you if it would save Shuichi's life
●DetectiveSaihara[Replying to OfficialKo]: Wow
●OfficialKo [Replying to DetectiveSaihara]: WAIT NO
OmoriOwO: Shipping Oumami
●OfficialRuma [Replying to OmoriOwO]: Ew gtfoh loser
OmoriOwO [Replying to OfficialRuma: Yes mommy
●OfficialKae: [Dies]
Doodobutter: When they interact with their fans>>>>>
●OfficialKo: Kiss my feet.
[124K Replys, 100k likes]
●OfficialRuma [Replying to OfficialKo]: Ratio
[346k Replys, 529k likes]
●OfficialKo [Replying to OfficialRuma]: Counter-Ratio
[769k Replys, 1mil likes]
●OfficialTaro [Replying to OfficialKo]: Counter-Counter-Ratio
[ 621k Replys, 120k likes]
●OfficialRuma [Replying to OfficialTaro]: Mad embarrassing
●OfficialKo [Replying to OfficialTaro]: I should kick you out of the band for even trying
●OfficialKo: Literally don't let it happen again
●OfficialTaro[Replying to OfficialKo]: Die
Tarosimp [Replying to OfficialTaro]: it's ok Rantaro!! I liked ur comment
●OfficialKo [Replying to Tarosimp]: Literally stfu
●OfficialKo: Stop hopping on his dick
OfficialRuma [Replying to OfficialKo]: Ong
●OfficialRuma: like who asked?
●OfficialKo [Replying to OfficialRuma]: Let's ask saihara
OfficialRuma [Replying to OfficialKo]: Told me he can't solve this case
●OfficialKo [Replying to OfficialRuma]: Still searching till this day
●OfficialRuma [Replying to OfficialKo]: Got kirigiri on the case
●OfficialKo [Replying to OfficialRuma]: you think we needa get the best detective known?
●OfficialRuma [Replying to OfficialKo]: We talking Sherlock Holmes?
●OfficialKo [Replying to OfficialRuma]: ofc who else?
●OfficialRuma [Replying to OfficialKo]: I was thinking Nancy Drew
●OfficialKo [Replying to OfficialRuma]: we'll be needing them both
【Trending】
#MiuAndKokichiBullyAFan
#KokichiCancelled
#MiuCancelled
#Tarosimp
#Rantaro
#DiceConspiracy
#CanceledCelebritys
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I sighed I closed Twitter, Kokichi's doing really well. I took off my hat and detective badge and put them on the counter. I had watched the whole stream and I have to say it was funny. They were so...lively. plus it's been a while since our last meet-up. Which was 3 years ago, I'm already 21.
He's coming to Tokyo...maybe we should meet up? Once Dice is here the whole class will be in the city, maybe we can host a class reunion? Yeah, I'll talk to Kaito about it.
I turned off the stove and sat down with my plate of food, my apartment was beautiful but it could get lonely sometimes. Kaito was currently busy, we celebrated him going into space for the first time a week ago. He's probably on a date with Maki right now. So I'm completely lonely. After all, my only close friends are Kaito, Kaede, Maki, and Kokichi. Though Kaede, Kokichi, and I don't talk much since they're busy with their careers. I don't know why they'd wanna talk to me either.
I mean they're stars, the only reason I'm even Trending right now is cause they mentioned my name in their live. Why would they want to talk to someone lower than them?
I mean I'm not even worthy of my talent, Ultimate Detective. Meanwhile, Rantaro, Kokichi, Miu, Kaede, and the others were living up to their talents.
Rantaro is traveling around on tours with Dice
Miu is inventing stage props for Dice and invented other stuff, outside of the band she has a company she is the founder of too.
Kokichi is leading Dice to the top of the music industry charts, he volunteers to help lead summer camps too for fun, sometimes girl scouts as well.
Kaede plays keyboard in Dice and she also does piano concerts on the side and volunteers to play at places.
Kaito is traveling space and much more.
Maki takes care of kids now and is a bodyguard for businessmen.
And all the rest are doing something with their talents too.
Yet here I am sitting in my apartment, I haven't had a big case in 2 months, all of them are small petty little crimes like stealing from a grocery.
I took a bite of my omelet, despite how good it tasted when Kokichi first taught me to make it, it now tasted bland.
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God, I'm such a failure.
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I sat in my room going through my Twitter feed, apparently, I was now 'canceled'. I don't really care though so I don't know what's the point since we told them we were joking. Miu did tell them to off themselves though, so she actually had to issue an apology.
I got off my phone and looked around, sorting my thoughts. Saihara-Chan actually responded to me...I mean we haven't talked in 5 whole months since we've both been busy, or at least he is.
He's honestly the only reason I miss high school and college, otherwise, it could burn down to the ground for all I care.
I wonder if he would pick up If I called him.
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Probably not.
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Chapter 1 is complete!!!
This chapter is basically just a little introduction to the characters and their lifestyles!!
This will only be 10 chapters.
「1812 words」