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    #3 Most Hits for the "Human in Splatoon" Tag, let's goooooo!!! Edit: as of January 2025, no longer number 1... I expected something like this to happen. XD

    Kelp is an assistant to Professor Shellendorf the 2nd. (Professor Shell for short.) They have been on an expedition to the Splatlands to find possible artifacts from ancient times. They don't find any, but they do stumble across a living fossil. They are not sure how it survived in the Splatlands for so long, but they are determined to take it back with them and study it. It seems intelligent, but there is a slight problem... That being a language barrier.

    (For clarification. All characters in romantic relationships in this fic are 18 or older. No smut, references to smut later though. The mature rating is for language and anatomy talk as a precaution. Also, you do not need to read the past parts of this series to understand much. It just adds a bit of lore and explains a few things not really talked about in this one, but not necessary.)

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