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Lou Son-itsus
HotNunchuckFury: WHO CHANGED THE CHAT NAME?? WI TH OUT ME??? THATS MY JOB YOU KNOW
HotNunchuckFury: It is so dorky. Did Leo do it?!
HotNunchuckFury: Anyways dudes, how we feeling about some avocado-pineapple-jelly beans pizza tonight? Gonna be a 5 star franklin meal!
Magic-Mike: Oh thank pizza supreme Raph, I’m starving are you finally coming home with foo
Magic-Mike: I’m sorry, avocado-pineapple- WHat 🤢😨
Neon-Leon: HEY i worked hard on the chat name, do not DARE come in and try to diss the great son-itsus or I WILL show you my rad skills
Bootyyyshaker9000: Disgusted Face Emoji. Hand On Head Emoji.
Bootyyyshaker9000: First of all, the proper terminology is Michelin, not ‘franklin’. One is defined as ‘[noun] a mark of distinction awarded by the Michelin travel guides to a restaurant in recognition of the high quality of its cooking. A restaurant may receive one, two, or three stars, representing very good, exceptional, or exquisite cuisine, respectively,’ as said by dictionary.com; the other is, typically, a masculine-given name of English origins.
Bootyyyshaker9000: How you could confuse the two is beyond me.
Booyyyshaker9000: Secondly, I forever doubt a pizza with the sacrilege of pineapple toppings (Gagging noises)could ever be more than a 2 star rating, TOPS. Disgusted Face Emoji.
Boootyshaker9000: Thirdly, who are you and how did you get into this chatroom?! I implemented a bunch of GeniusBuilt™ firewalls to protect us and our privacy. HOW DID YOU BYPASS THEM?! WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?!
Magic-Mike: Pineapple goes great with pizza, Dee, the subtle sweetness alongside the savoriness of the pizza? Chefs kiss, baby!🤌But what IS sacrilege is JELLYBEANS. ON PIZZA.
Magic-Mike: Only a MONSTER would ever do that. 😭😭
Neon-Leon: ngl bros, i gotta agree with miguel, this dude has to be a total monster
Neon-Leon: like come on, they dissed the fantastic name i came up with for the chat
Neon-Leon: that is a crime
Neon-Leon: they’re likely lame at naming things
Neon-Leon: I mean just look at that username, ‘HotNunchuckFury’, BOOORING
Bootyyyshaker9000: To be frank, ‘Nardo, it is a bit ‘lame’. Angelo and I have been coming up with alternative chat names that are more interesting, unlike anything you could ever come up with.
Neon-Leon: don’t you mean to be franklin hehe
Neon-Leon: Wait behind my BACK?! BETRAYAL
Magic-Mike: …dude. 😒
HotNunchuckFury: Name betrayal? That’s cold bro, that’s real cold
HotNunchuckFury: Wait who even are you people, I don’t recogninze these usernames
Bootyyyshaker9000: Firstly; Leo, shut up. Secondly; Recognize*; Thirdly; FOR THE LOVE OF BLUEBERRY MUFFINS, THAT’S WHAT WE WANNA KNOW. WHO. ARE. YOU?!
Magic-Mike: AND WHY ARE YOU MAKING PIZZA WITH JELLYBEANS??? 😤
Bootyyyshaker9000: AND PINEAPPLE!!
Neon-Leon: but most importantly, as said by ‘Bootyyyshaker9000’, who are you?
Neon-Leon: my naming-skills are better then urs btw
Neon-Leon: WAIT how do you know my name???
HotNunchuckFury: NAHH no way bro, MY naming skills are elite. I’m like, the Michelangelo of naming things…I AM the Michelangelo of naming things…
HotNunchuckFury: Whats your name?
Neon-Leon: Leo
Magic-Mike: No I’m the Michelangelo of naming things
HotNunchuckFury: No I am
Magic-Mike: No, me.
Neon-Leon: I said my names Leo
HotNunchuckFury: I will fight you over this bro
Magic-Mike: Then FIGHT me. I already have enough ass-kickin razzmatazz fuel for your blasphemy towards pizza
Neon-Leon: Hey
HotNunchuckFury: It’s no blasphemy! Jellybeans go GREAT on pizza dude!
Magic-Mike: WRONG. They’re a snack, not a pizza topping 😤😤😤😤
HotNunchuckFury: Anything is a pizza topping if your brave enough!
Neon-Leon: @Bootyyyshaker9000 I’m being ignored :<
Bootyyyshaker9000: Good.
Bootyyyshaker9000: You really shouldn’t be telling a stranger on the internet your name, you know. EspeCIALLY WHEN HE BROKE INTO A CHATROOM HE SHOULD HAVE NO WAY TO GET INTO. AGGRAVATED SIGH.
Bootyyyshaker9000: Also, you’re*, stranger trying to commit sensory crimes.
Neon-Leon: i’m telling the boss-man when he gets back ur being mean to me
HotNunchuckFury: Oh shiii, dude, sorry!
HotNunchuckFury: Wait your names Leo?? NO way one of my brothers name is Leo! Maybe it’s just a Leo thing to be horrible at naming stuff LOL
Neon-Leon: srsly??? that is such an odd coincidence …
Bootyyyshaker9000: Scoff. That seems too good to be true. I’m going to pinpoint your location and access your private information through the genius invention of technology! Triumphant laugh!
Neon-Leon: donnie are you really trying dox them?
Magic-Mike: @HotNunchuckFury what are your pronouns
HotNunchuckFury: He/her
Neon-Leon: donnie are you really trying to dox her?
Bootyyyshaker9000: Hmph. Of course! We’re talking about the safety of my firewalls- I mean the family! This stranger shows up out of nowhere, claims to also have a brother named Leo, and refuses to divulge any other information? Don’t you find that suspicious, my good man?
Neon-Leon: i mean, yeah, but also we’ve talked about this
Neon-Leon: You promised no more doxxing! You know you have this weird problem with it! And we don’t need a repeat of ‘the incident’
Bootyyyshaker9000: WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE INCIDENT IN FRONT OF STRANGERS, NARDO. Angry Face Emoji.
Bootyyyshaker9000: However, there will be no repetition! I’m only doing it once, the safety of our family prevails! Who knows what kind of information she might have on us if he knows your name! Frustrated Hand Waving!
Neon-Leon:...fine, but if it turns into a problem again you’re going back to weekly visits with Dr. Feelings
Magic-Mike: I’ll clear my schedule
Bootyyyshaker9000:..Fine, now be right back gentlemen, I have some work to do
HotNunchuckFury: I lit don’t know whats even going on rn bro. I just wanted to ask my bros if they wanted dinner
HotNunchuckFury: But g’luck to them! My older brother, who’s also named Donnie, made his own vpn. Says it ate of the art or smth
Neon-Leon: You mean state of the art?
HotNunchuckFury: Yeah thats what I said bro
Magic-Mike: You also have a brother named Donnie? What are the odds???
Neon-Leon: The odds are pretty miniscule…unless…
Neon-Leon: Also got a brother named Raph? Or Mikey?
HotNunchuckFury: I am Mikey dude-o-rinos, but yeah I got a Raph!
HotNunchuckFury:Wait a minute this is feeling familiar...Would you all happen to be turtles?
Neon-Leon: Are YOU a turtle
HotNunchuckFury: Yes I am dude, Yes I am
Neon-Leon:...Then I must say, we turt-ally are…and I might owe Donnie so much money
Magic-Mike: Ohmigosh…
HotNunchuckFury: YOOO I WAS RIGHT BROS. I AM DEALING WITH ALTERNATES AGAIN!!
Magic-Mike: AGAIN?! 😮
HotNunchuckFury: Sure thing bro! My bros and me dealt with some alternates a few years back.
Neon-Leon: not to sound like all Raph, but how do we know you’re telling the truth?
HotNunchuckFury: Uhh. Hold on.
HotNunchuckFury: [A slightly blurry photo of a freckled, orange masked turtle smiling brightly, next to a bowl of a cat made of ice cream]
Neon-Leon: Okay yeah that proves it
Neon-Leon: Gonna owe don-tron 20 sob
Magic-Mike: YOU’RE A ME.
Magic-Mike: IS THAT A CAT 😻
HotNunchuckFury: I’M A YOU!
HotNunchuckFury: YEAH. HER NAMES ICE CREAM KITTY,
HotNunchuckFury: She’s my best friend other then Leatherhead. She tastes great to!
Neon-Leon: I can physically hear the ‘Than*’ and the ‘too*’ from donnie. Wait wdym taste??
Magic-Mike: AWWW. I WANT A CAT 😍😍
Magic-Mike: I’m gonna get a cat
Magic-Mike: Whos leatherhead tho
Neon-Leon: You know pops is gonna freak out about that, Miguel.
Magic-Mike: Can’t hear you I’m leaving to get a cat. And hunt down raph he and april have been gone for hours. I’m hungryyyy and you guys won’t let me cook 😩😟
Neon-Leon: your hands are still need to heal a bit, mike. You shouldnt even be texting!
Magic-Mike: But I am
Neon-Leon: I know
HotNunchuckFury: @Neon-Leon yeah lol she IS made of ice cream. Neapoltics
HotNunchuckFury: @Magic-Mike Oh, Leatherhead is an alligator mutant! He’s chill.
Neon-Leon: Neapolitan?
HotNunchunkFury: Yeah that. First language isn’t english dude, so I tend to mess up occasionally lmao
Magic-Mike:Alligator mutant??? OHH man that is so cool.Also, It isn’t your first?? It’s ours!
HotNunchuckFury: LOL Nahhh. My bro’s and me’s first language is Japanese! English is our second, learned it from sensei and the tv.
Magic-Mike: WOAAH. That’s so cool! We barely know any japanese. Leo is learning spanish though!
Neon-Leon: ¡Eso es correcto, mi querido hermanito!
HotNunchuckFury: Way to go dude! Tried learning it when I was 14-16 but it didnt always stick
Magic-Mike: Are you. No longer 14-16?
HotNunchuckFury: Pfft, nah, I’m 23.
Neon-Leon: Oh my gosh your so old
HotNunchuckFury: 23 is young! Wait how old are you then?
Neon-Leon: Don and I are 16, Mikey is 15, Raph is 17
HotNunchuckFury: 😮Oh my pizza, you are just little hatchlings dude! All my bro’s and me are 23! You’re all just. BABIES. I HAVE to tell Leo about this
Neon-Leon: We are NOWHERE near hatchlings scuze you- anywizzle donnies typing SO moving on-
Bootyyyshaker9000: I have been confronted with a very, very weird problem
Bootyyyshaker9000: I am unable to locate his signal anywhere! I have tried multiple times but alas I am not finding anything! It’s like she doesn’t exist! I will not give up however! Throws hands up in irritation!
Neon-Leon: donnaboy, read up
Neon-Leon: all will be revealed, Also i owe you some money
Bootyyyshaker9000: …Vaguely put, but alright
Neon-Leon: 1…
Magic-Mike: 2…
Neon-Leon: 3….
Magic-Mike: And….
Bootyyyshaker9000:...
Neon-Leon: BOOM
Bootyyyshaker9000: Oh
Bootyyyshaker9000: MI
Bootyyyshaker9000: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHHHHH
Bootyyyshaker9000: I KNEW ALTERNATES EXISTED
Bootyyyshaker9000: I KNEW IT
Bootyyyshaker9000: EXCITED STIM. OH MY BANANA WAFFLES I KNEW IT,
Bootyyyshaker9000: @NEON-LEON YOU DOUBTED YOU DOUBTED ME BUT I PREVAILED! I WAS RIGHT. I AM ALWAYS RIGHT. NEVER LET IT BE FORGOTTEN THE GREAT HAMATO DONATELLO WAS RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHT. FANFARE EMOJI FANFARE EMOJI FANFARE EMOJI
Bootyyyshaker9000: I AM FEELING SO MUCH EUPHORIA RN I NEED TO HUG SOMEONE
Bootyyyshaker9000: @MAGIC-MIKE GET OVER HERE NOW
Magic-Mike: 🫡🫡 omw
Bootyyyshaker9000: Dearest alternate Michelangelo I am so sorry for my harsh judgment of you. (Except for the pineapples) NOW please tell me everything. How did you find this chat? What’s it like in your reality? What was your previous interactions with other alternates like? Has your Donatello perfected multiverse travel? What species are you? Wha
Neon-Leon: Mikey just threw himself at them lmao.
HotNunchuckFury: They seem excitable LOL.
HotNunchuckFury: I don’t really know the answers to most of these questions myself. I just got my phone back from my Dee after he fixed it and this chat was in my messages, thought it was my bros and me’s gc.
Neon-Leon: Maybe he had something to do with it?
Redrover2003: WHY is raph’s phone going off? The heck is happening, boys?
Neon-Leon: Alternate reality Mikey in our chat and Donnie going off from autistic excitement n whatnot. Also he likes jellybeans on pizza
Redrover2003: Oh okay
Redrover2003: wait wha
HotNunchuckFury: @Neon-Leon probably i’ll go ask em!
HotNunchuckFury: Heya alternate raph!
Redrover2003: Hello…Mikey?!
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HotNunchuckFury: Hey Dee, @Donnie-pedia, why does my t-phone have the ability to talk to alternate versions of us?