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It all started with an idea.
The GenWatchers gen-1
Kyle: Guys
Kyle: What should I do with my butter?
Nothing: Make fried apples?
Brit: Yes.
And that idea grew.
Kyle: ermmmm i don’t havd apples
Nothing: Go buy some
Kyle: With what money
Brit: bank
Nothing: Rob an atm?
Egg: What is happening?
Brit: just rob a bank
Kyle:Well you have to help then
And that's what lead our group here.
In front of the Apple Bank, there were four people.
Kyle, Britniya, Eggtholomew, and Nothing.
Oh, but they weren't just standing there for no reason.
No, they had a very special reason for being there.
And the reason?
Apples.
They needed apples.
So there they were, discussing the plan.
"Okay so listen up guys," Eggtholomew said to the group. "we take the apples and run"
"Nuh-uh," Britniya disagreed, "that is not going to work. If we actually want to do this, we'll have to come up with something better."
"I've got something," Kyle spoke up, "Alright the plan is simple. We walk in. Nothing, you distract the front, Britniya, you distract the guards and I get the apples."
"What about me?" Eggtholomew interrupted, offended, "What do I do?"
"I have a better question," Britniya stated, "What do we do if the money is just flappy bird?"
"We sell the phone on ebay and get the money for apples," Kyle answered.
"What do we have that could help us?" Eggtholomew turned to the group.
"I have a gun." Nothing stated, "And a knife."
"Nothing," Egg started, "Where the hell did you get a gun?'
"Don't ask questions that you don't want to know the answers to."
"Anyways," Britniya switched the topic, "What if we just ask? like really politely? With a gun?"
"...I don't think that's going to work," Eggtholomew decided.
"I've decided" Kyle announced, "The plan is: Britniya, you distract the guards by saying that there are criminals outside, I get the apples, Nothing, you start singing goddamn old McDonald but with fruits to distract the people in the bank."
"Why do I have to sing?" Nothing shrieked, " You know that I can't talk to people, and now you want me to sing?"
"I'll go with you," Eggtholomew suggested.
"Yeah, that sounds like a plan," Kyle agreed, "What do you think, Nothing?
"Well... sure, I guess I could try.
"Great, now, Is everyone ready?"
Everyone nodded in agreement.
"Then let the heist begin!"