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ManLikeMiles created the groupchat, Arachniband.
ManLikeMiles added Gwen Stacy, Hobart Brown, and Pavitr Prabhakar to the chat.
ManLikeMiles: GUYS!!
ManLikeMiles: Did this work? Can you see the messages?
Gwen Stacy and 2 others are online.
Gwen Stacy: Miles???
Hobart Brown: look at the name gwendy who else would it be
Pavitr Prabhakar: HI GUYSSS :D
Hobart Brown: we hear ya loud and clear bruv
Hobart Brown: love the name by the way you credit me for it??
ManLikeMiles: Hobie I’m begging you to use punctuation
Hobart Brown: i don’t believe in grammar
Gwen Stacy: Or capital letters apparently
Hobart Brown: still mad bc i’ve stolen your best friend i see
Hobart Brown: you snooze you lose gwendy
Gwen Stacy: Miles tell him you like me better
ManLikeMiles: .
Gwen Stacy: Miles please im sorry for not telling you your dad was gonna die
Gwen Stacy: You said you forgave me
Pavitr Prabhakar: THE CHAI IS SCORCHING
ManLikeMiles: IM KIDDING GWEN I DO FORGIVE YOU LMAOO
ManLikeMiles: Not like my dad actually died anyway
ManLikeMiles: However…
Hobart Brown: he still likes me better
Gwen Stacy: ):
ManLikeMiles: Tbf Hobie was the one who taught me to use my palms
Hobart Brown: i’ll teach you to use a lot more than just that love
ManLikeMiles: What
Pavitr Prabhakar: OOOOO
Pavitr Prabhakar: IM GIGGLING SO HARD RN GUYS STOP
Pavitr Prabhakar: MILES HOW DO WE CHANGE OUR NAMES I KEEP LOOKING AT HOBIES AND LAUGHING
Hobart Brown: oi what’s so funny about my name
Pavitr Prabhakar: IM NOT ANSWERING THAT FOR SAFETY REASONS
Gwen Stacy: Who tf names their child Hobart
Hobart Brown: get out of here gwendolyn
Gwen Stacy: That’s not even my actual name???
Gwen Stacy: You can’t deny Hobart
Hobart Brown: miles my man change gwen’s name to smth stupid
Gwen Stacy: He doesn’t listen to you
ManLikeMiles changed Gwen Stacy’s name to PantsOnFire.
PantsOnFire: MILES
PantsOnFire: IM SORRY
PantsOnFire: PLEASE
ManLikesMiles: I feel like I deserve at least this
PantsOnFire: .
PantsOnFire: That’s fair
Hobart Brown: i’ll light your pants on fire miles
ManLikeMiles: WHATD I DO???
Hobart Brown: to get them off you
ManLikeMiles: HUH
PantsOnFire: This is getting painful
Pavitr Prabhakar: I AGREE
PantsOnFire: Pav why are you typing in all caps??
Pavitr Prabhakar: I THINK MY PHONE IS BROKEN
Pavitr Prabhakar: I CANT FIX IT
ManLikeMiles: Genuinely I thought you just texted like this normally
Pavitr Prabhakar: WAIT
Pavitr Prabhakar: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL GAYATRI SHES THE MOST AMAZING BEAUTIFUL PERSON IVE EVER MET NOW
Pavitr Prabhakar: MY COOL SUEVE CHARM IS GONNA BE GONE
PantsOnFire: Did you ever have it to begin with?
Hobart Brown: wow gwen
Pavitr Prabhakar: ),:
PantsOnFire: I’m sorry Pav that was mean of me
ManLikeMiles changed Pavitr Prabhakar’s name to PrincePav.
ManLikeMiles: Bc you will always be cool and sueve to us <3
PrincePav: MILES IM GOING TO CRY
PrincePav: I CANT BELIEVE MIGUEL DIDNT WANNA LET YOU JOIN FOR SO LONG
ManLikeMiles: Ikr??
ManLikeMiles: I’m awesome
Hobart Brown: i walked into hq a couple days after we defeated spot and miguel was all like “i thought you quit” and all that junk
ManLikeMiles: So he’s still being a pain about stuff I’m assuming?
PantsOnFire: Actually
PantsOnFire: He does seem to be trying to NOT be an asshole for once
ManLikeMiles: Oh word??
Hobart Brown: as much as i hate to admit it
Hobart Brown: yeah he’s a lot more tolerable than he was when he was
Hobart Brown: yknow
ManLikeMiles: Trying to kill me?
Hobart Brown: yeah
ManLikeMiles: Well
ManLikeMiles: That’s good at least
PantsOnFire: So you haven’t seen him since the battle with Spot Miles?
ManLikeMiles: Nah
ManLikeMiles: Haven’t been back to HQ since then actually
ManLikeMiles: Honestly I’m still surprised Miguel let me join in the first place
Hobart Brown: you sure it has nothing to do with the fact that you’re grounded for like a year bruv
ManLikeMiles: .
ManLikeMiles: Who told you about that
Hobart Brown: i have my ways
Hobart Brown: anyways
Hobart Brown: gotta say miles i’m feeling a little left out
ManLikeMiles: Wdym??
Hobart Brown: yk
Hobart Brown: work a little of your nickname magic for me too
PantsOnFire: I have a genius idea for one
Hobart Brown: do not let gwendy make it
ManLikeMiles: I gotchu hold up
ManLikeMiles changed Hobart Brown’s name to ManForMiles
PrincePav: OMG
PrincePav: MILES THE RIZZ MASTER CONFIRMED
PantsOnFire: You ever seen that mf try to do the shoulder touch??
ManLikeMiles: Acting as if that didn’t work on you
PantsOnFire: Acting as if you didn’t rip an entire chunk of my hair out
ManLikeMiles: ):
ManLikeMiles: Hobie??
ManForMiles: i love it
ManForMiles: it’s so true
ManLikeMiles: REALLY
ManForMiles: really
ManForMiles: normally i don’t do matching nicknames but this is an exception
ManLikeMiles: ^-^
PantsOnFire: Miles just feel like you should know Hobie is literally giggling and kicking his feet
ManForMiles: never letting you stay over my place again
ManLikeMiles: LMAOO
ManLikeMiles: Dw Hobs you’re good
ManLikeMiles: Its cute
ManForMiles changed ManLikeMile’s name to ManForHobie
ManForMiles: i hacked the system
ManForMiles: anyways now we actually are matching
ManForHobie: Best friend fr fr
PrincePav: HOBIE MILES JUST SQUEALED A MINUTE AGO
PrincePav: HES BLUSHING STILL
ManForHobie: PAV
ManForMiles: dw about it luv
ManForMiles: like you said it’s cute
PantsOnFire: My fucking god!! These bitches gay!! Good for them! Good for them!
PrincePav: THATS SO REAL GWEN
ManForHobie: I thought you said you didn’t have sonic in your universe :/
PantsOnFire: I don’t??
PantsOnFire: I have Moronic?
PantsOnFire: She’s a stupidly slow porcupine
ManForHobie: Gwen I’m going to bomb your dimension
PantsOnFire: Man :/
ManForMiles: that’s what i’ve been saying
PrincePav: FRIENDS
PrincePav: DID YOU ALL JUST RECEIVE A MESSAGE TO HEAD TO HQ AS WELL??
PantsOnFire: Yup
ManForHobie: Surprisingly yes
ManForMiles: unfortunately
PantsOnFire: They found out about the groupchat already D:
ManForHobie: OH NO
PrincePav: CLUTCHING MY PEARLS RN GUYS
PrincePav: YOU GUYS BETTER BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES SO IM NOT ALONE
ManForHobie: Getting into my suit as we speak
ManForMiles: .
PantsOnFire: Hobie for the love of all things holy
PantsOnFire: Some thoughts are meant to be internalized
ManForMiles: not my thoughts
ManForHobie: What
ManForHobie: What’d he say??
ManForHobie: Gwen??
ManForHobie: Hobie?????
PrincePav: YOULL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD
PrincePav: NOW GET OFF YOUR PUPNE AND HURRY MILES
ManForHobie: OKAY OKAY
ManForHobie: I’ll see you there Pav
PrincePav: CANT WAIT TO BE REUNITED
PrincePav: THE GANGS GETTING BACK TOGETHER
PrincePav and 3 others are offline.