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“Next time you come past my office and no one is inside except me. please do come in, chuuya.”
Moris tone was so hideous it made Chuuya want to fall to his knees and burst into tears.
Chuuya had messed up on the last mission he was on, and to put it lightly Mori wasn't exactly joyful over it. It got to the point where Chuuya was almost scared to go into work in case he had to go up to that floor, which did end up happening. Thankfully, Dazai went up there first as he had seen Chuuyas small frame shiver as he heard the call. He came up with a quick plan, not a good one but it would work. Dazai pushed Chuuya out of the way and rushed to Moris office. Mori looked at the panting mess in front of him as Dazai caught his breath.
“Mori! I remembered that it's your birthday soon so……I made a special birthday dance for you!!”
…what.
Mori just looked at Dazai in utter disbelief and confusion.
“Well then, go on.”
As soon as Dazai heard that he knew he was a little screwed. He couldn't dance, what was he thinking? It was then where he thought of the most random things in the world, and began dancing.
He stared down at Mori and began to whip and nae nae. Still staring at mori. He began doing the stanky leg. in complete silence.
That continued for around 5 minutes, just
whip
nae nae
stanky leg
whip
nae nae
stanky leg
Over and over for 5 minutes, Dazais face was completely serious looking the entire time, while Mori was so obviously holding back laughter.
“Did you enjoy it?”
Dazai asked in an extremely serious manner.
“....yeah…it was..it sure was something”
Mori was practically crying, having to hold back his laugh.
“thank you goodbye.”
Before Dazai could even finish closing the door Mori burst out laughing.
When Dazai left his face was filled with embarrassment his entire body had to have been red. Chuuya left during the five minute period of his dance, explaining that he was sick so he couldn't stay. Exactly how dazai planned. He wasn't quite sure how yet, but he knew chuuya was gonna have to pay him back one day.