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Octavius is balls deep in the closet and a mild midlife crisis. Jedediah just wants to fix the elevator.
AKA the corporate loser x mechanical engineer AU that literally nobody asked for.
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03 May 2026
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Octavius helps Jed out of one sticky situation right into another. Or, Jed has a very good bad hair day.
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28 Apr 2026
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“What, you gonna call daddy to come beat me up?” Dreads mocks him, sticking out his bottom lip in an exaggerated pout.
Zanka feels the anger bubble up inside him at the comment, hot and cloying as it courses through his veins—and decides he needs to go home, right now, or someone’s getting punched. “Fuck you. I’m leavin’.” Then he turns on his heel to march to the back door of August’s house.
“Yeah, call your limo, pretty boy!”
Okay. That’s enough.
Zanka turns back around, cocks his arm back, and decks the guy in the face.
Or, alternatively: How the meet-ugly of the goddamn century catapults newly broke college student Zanka Nijiku head-fucking-first into the strangest, weirdest, most evilly convoluted situationship of his life.
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08 Apr 2026
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My Immortal (The Shakespeare Play) by LudacrisFool
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, My Immortal
04 Mar 2026
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"My Immortal: A Gothick Romance after Mistress Rowlinges Harry Potter" was a play distributed in serial format via printed pamphlets on the streets of London from 1606 to 1607 by an author using the name of "Tara Gilesbie," although this is believed to be a pseudonym; questions of its true authorship persist to this day. A derivative of the immensely popular Harry Potter books and plays of the day, it was likely never performed; its scripts proved popular, yet only due to the immense ineptitude of its author. The complete work is presented here, including the marginal notes of the author.
(Actually, it's just My Immortal written as if it were a play from Shakespeare's era. And boycott Harry Potter merch etc. to fight bigotry. First two chapters originally posted to Reddit.)
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08 Apr 2026
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
20 May 2026
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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21 Dec 2025