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SLAYers
8:07pm
Shinazugawa: WHO TOOK MY FUCKING FOOD!!!
Shinobu: what the heck are you heated about now.
Shinazugawa: I KNOW ONE OF YOU SHITS ATE ONE OF MY MEAL PREPS
Shinazugawa: WHO DID IT !!
Mitsuri: Sanemi please calm down and try asking politely…
Shinobu: Mitsuri’s right, you do know how to turn off caps lock correct?
Shinazugawa: SOMEONE JUST FESS UP NOW!!!!
Uzui: woahhh chill my guy you can’t expect anyone to come clean with that ugly attitude
Shinazugawa: IT WAS YOU HEADBAND! YOU FUCKER
Uzui: Hey man don’t flatter yourself thinking your cooking is good enough to steal💅✨
Rengoku: HEY! Watch what you call my best friend!! Say his name properly😃👎
Uzui: Thank you Kyoujuro😤🔥
Rengoku: YOURE WELCOME BEST FRIEND!😄❤️🔥
Gyomei: You’re fowl language hurts my heart😭🙏
Shinazugawa: IF UOU DIDNT WHO ELSE WOULD EAT MY MEAL PREP???!!!!!!
Shinobu: I can just imagine those big veins popping out of your gargantuan forehead.
Mitsuri: pffft
Mitsuri: sorry
Shinazugawa: SHUT UP OR ILL KILL YOU
Shinobu: Good luck with that.
Tomioka: Just a suggestion…
Tomioka: Maybe try texting in a nicer tone then everyone will respect you more Sanemi.
Shinazugawa: SO YOU ATE IT GIYUU
Shinazugawa: WHAT THE FUCK
Tomioka: oh sorry if i came off that way.
Tomioka: I did not eat your meal preps.
Tomioka: After all, you put your name on all of your food.
Shinazugawa: THEN WHO THE FUCK ATE MY DAMN MEAL PREP
Shinobu: Sanemi, genuine question.
Shinobu: Have you ever considered taking anger management classes?
Shinazugawa: TF IS THAT
Shinobu: They should be affective after hard work.
Shinazugawa: TF DOES THAT FUCKING MEAN
Shinobu: Very hard work.
Mitsuri: pffffff Shinobu please…
Shinobu: Am I wrong?
Rengoku: Definitely not😃
Uzui: Little dude needs to chill for real
Uzui: He needs more than anger management…
Shinazugawa: IF SOMEONE DOESNT FUCKING TELL ME WHO ATE MY MONDAY MEAL PREP I’LL ACTUALLY FUCKING LOSE IT NOW!!!
Shinobu: As if you didn’t lose it already??
Uzui: Wait wait
Uzui: Sanemi labels his meal preps for each day???
Shinazugawa: SO???
Rengoku: HAHAHAHA
Mitsuri: PFF- boys you shouldn’t judge-
Tomioka: Sanemi labels all of his things.
Shinazugawa: SHUT IT GIYUU
Tomioka: From his swords, weapons, to his pajamas and multiple blankets he sleeps in…
Uzui: Really???
Rengoku: HAHH
Shinazugawa: SHUT THE FUCK UP THATS NOT THE POINT OF THIS CONVERSATION!!!
Shinobu: Tomioka how do you know that? lol
Tomioka: I’ve seen him make his labels.
Rengoku: That is surprisingly organized of you Sanemi!!
Shinazugawa: IF I DONT LABEL MY SHIT THAN IT WILL BE TAKEN
Shinazugawa: JUST LIKE MY FUCKINV MEAL PREP!!!!!
Muichiro: what’s a meal prep…
Mitsuri: Oh! I just remembered
Mitsuri: I did see someone sneaking around with a container yesterday afternoon…
Mitsuri: BUT It was difficult to tell who it was though
Shinazugawa: YOU BETTER FUCKING REMEMBER!
Uzui: You shouldnt threaten a woman😤
Shinobu: Mitsuri don’t tell him anything if you don’t want to.
Rengoku: YES FREE WILL !!😃
Mitsuri: Actually I’m so sorry Sanemi, i can’t seem remember 🤷♀️
Shinazugawa: FUCK YALL
Shinazugawa: YOURE ALL USELESS FUCKS AND I HATE EVERYONE HERE!!!
Iguro: So fucking dramatic.
Shinobu: Couldn’t agree more, Obanai.