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1. Weapons of Massive Consumption by SanderVanSunshine for wolfpants

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   24 Jul 2023

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • Theodore Nott
   • Narcissa Black Malfoy
   • Katie Bell
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Lee Jordan
   • Teddy Lupin
   • Harry Potter Epilogue What Epilogue | EWE
   • Addiction
   • Substance Abuse
   • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
   • Healing
   • Guilt
   • Grief/Mourning
   • Writer Draco Malfoy
   • Hedonistic Harry Potter
   • Non-Explicit Sex
   • Troubled Theodore Nott
   • Idiots in Love
   • Humor
   • Angst
   • POV Draco Malfoy
   • heaps of snark
   • Minor Draco Malfoy/Theodore Nott
   • Minor Theodore Nott/Harry Potter
   • H/D Wireless 2023

   Summary

   Eight years after the war, Harry Potter lives a life of hedonism: raging parties, huge impulse purchases, and seemingly no worries.

   But it's Draco Malfoy—former Death Eater, lover of blueberry muffins, and bane of coffee shop workers—who starts to wonder if it's all a front, if something's actually terribly wrong with him. Why else would Potter ask Draco, of all fucking people, to write his biography?

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