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When Mac saw Wukong kiss Azure he short-circuited so hard he couldn’t even move. Hell he may have even stopped breathing for a bit. Wukong quite literally had to fireman carry him home the whole way thinking his best friend must be sick. Mac was sick all right. Love sick and green with envy.
All because of stupid Azure.
Why Azure anyway?! There’s so many other people Wukong could be kissing(like himself). He shouldn’t be kissing some guy he’s only known for a couple years. Maybe, someone he’s actually met longer and actually knows more about him(like himself). It’s not that he himself wanted to kiss Wukong(he does).
“Ughhhhhhh!” He yells in his an Wukong’s bed room ruffling his hair angrily and throws some pillows around to sate his misfortune of events. Having calmed down he sighs. Maybe this was his own fault as he had not taught the king about affection and lust deeming it something Wukong didn’t need to know if no one ever bother with it.
Welp that was a bust. He should have figured Wukong was clueless about intimacy. Now that he realizes it he’s sure that in his shocked state he heard Peng laughing like a hyena.
That feather brained bastard probably had something to do with it!
Well...he too can play at that game and possibly kill two birds with one stone as well.
“What are you doing Liu’er?” Wukong asks as the darker male repeatedly kisses his cheeks.
“Giving you a kiss on the cheek.”
The sage looks so confused and makes that cute pouty frown that Macaque can’t help but love. “But...I thought it only had to be on the lips.”
“Nah, you can kiss people in several places Peaches. Like here...”, He pecks the sage on the forehead then again on each of his ears before kissing down to his neck. “How does this feel?” The raven asks while placing a nip on the pail neck.
The king feels his spine jolt. “Feels s-strang!” The smaller monkey whines at another nip to his throat. “L-Liu’er...are you..m-mad at me?”
Said darker monkey pauses at that in surprise. “No. Of course not Peaches why do you think that?” Is he doing it wrong? Did the sage not like his advances?
“Cuz you bit me...”
Macaque feels and looks confused now. “Oh..?”
The sages lip quivers. “Doesn’t a bite mean you’re mad at me? Whenever I get bit by the little baby’s or adult Monkeys they’re usually mad at me for something.” Wukong begins to sniffle and fully pulls away from him. “Did I do something bad Liu’er?” He doesn’t understand what’s going on with Mac these days. He’s been too overly clingy and gripping him a lot harder then usual. He can deal with the overly affectionate behavior but the grabbing was bordering on painful sometimes like the raven was angry about something.
“Aww, Peaches I’m sorry about that.”
The smaller sniffles again. “It’s ok.”
“Do you...wanna...cuddle?”
A relieved smile graced the golden monkeys lips. “I’d really like that, please?”
Now cuddling with a sleeping sage Mac sighs. His hand runs though the smaller males fur and he can’t help smiling. The plan he came up with was kinda stupid but at least he got something good out of all this.
Maybe he’ll try a different tactic next time.