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Hey, you got a minute? Really need to have a chat about smth
yeah sure, what’s up?
okay so
I was wondering if you could flirt with me a little less
… flirt with you?
I’ve been flirting with you???
you do it almost daily
omg I’m so sorry
I had no idea I was doing that
right
well, that might make it hard for you to stop then
if you don't realise you're even doing it 😕
I’m sorry, I’ll try to be more aware of it
I’d appreciate it
yeah
of course
I really am sorry
thanks
I know you're a natural flirt
but it's just kinda insensitive when you flirt with me
… insensitive
yeah, you know
given how I feel about you
right
sorry
well, you don’t have to worry about it anymore
I’ll make sure I stop
that’d be great
thanks Buck
I hope I haven't upset you?
doesn’t matter
forget it
........... it does matter
I have upset you, haven't I?
like, I get that you’re straight so it must make you uncomfortable to be flirted with by a guy
.............................
but I don’t see how it’s insensitive
what?
what're you talking about?
because I didn’t know I was doing it
wait a minute, Buck
I'm not talking about ...... you being a guy
then what?
obviously that doesn't bother me at all
what??
Buck, I meant it's insensitive because of me being in love with you
surely you can see that, right?
…………….
Like ... you're practically teasing me on a daily basis
I'm sorry if the word upset you
what the fuck?
But it is kinda insensitive
what
the FUCK?
you’re not in love with me???
.......... I very clearly am
what do you mean ‘clearly’??
well, everyone knows it
I’m an open book
LIKE WHO!???
......... is this .... news to you?
YOU ARE NOT AN OPEN BOOK
OMG EDDIE
obviously this is news to me!!!!
wtf 😭
I had no idea
are you being serious????
of course I am!
Buck, I know I don't hide how I feel about you well at all
you didn't already know???
……………
actually I’d say you hide it exceptionally well
you're not flirting with me just to be an egotistical dick????
........... what
no….
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DELIBERATELY BE A DICK TO YOU??
ABOUT SOMETHING SO IMPORTANT??
idk!!
why are you yelling at me?
because I can’t believe you’re in love with me
so hang on
you thought I already knew?
yeah, of course
everyone knows
I would bet $100 right now that no one knows this
...... fine
you’re on
ask them
you always keep your emotions so close to your chest
okay, wait
before we talk to anyone else I need to make something clear
I may not have known I was flirting with you, I kinda thought I was doing a good job of hiding my feelings tbh… but I am very much in love with you too
what?
that's why you're flirting with me???
YES
wow
okay, well in that case, keep doing it after all
…. only if you flirt with me too
I will now, yeah
wow
that’s great
omg
what are you doing right now?
dinner planning
can I join you?
sure
you can take over if you want
can I also kiss you?
omg
I would love that
can I put my hands down your pants?
😳
😏
after Christopher's in bed, yes
fantastic
I’m on my way
it is fantastic
I can't wait to see you
me neither 😊
I love you, Eddie
I love you, Buck
🥰
sorry I didn’t notice how you felt
it's okay, you know now
I do know now!!
and it's so much better, 'cause I thought you knew before and didn't feel the same
yeah, that’s definitely not true
good to know 😏
I’m so in love with you
🥰
I can’t wait to get my hands and lips on you
I’m desperate for you
Please do
🤤
I’ll be there really soon
I can’t wait to see you
😘
🧡