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Dejan: WARNING! COVID IS NOT A HOAX! STAY ISOLATED
MoTheKing: We know, Dejan
Virgil: who doesn’t know? For once, I’m scared
Robbo: and for big Virg, that’s saying a lot
Gini05: VIRGIL!!!
Virgil: GINI HEY!!!
Virgil: Sorry for the excessive show of emotion, I’ve missed y’all too much
Virgil: Except you, fullbacks
Trentski: #SoRudeVirg
Robbo: #TheyWereOutOfOatmealCookiesAtAsdasAndNowImSad
JM07: wow, you have even less punctuation in Whatsapp
Robbo: and you’re even more boring without us
Robbo: know you have a reputation to uphold and all that, but rationing teabags is just low
JM07: and may I kindly remind you WHO exactly is booting footballs on top their roofs
AB01: that could’ve been me
Trentski: IT COULD’VE BEEN ME
Robbo: You and James have the most boring chat names ever
Gini05: Mine was almost “GenieInABottle” but Sadio switched it
ManeMane: YO PEOPLE, have you seen Bobby’s lockdown look?
Flaco: I’m afraid to see
Trentski: It can’t be that bad
Dejan: This is Roberto Firmino we’re talking about
ManeMane: (robertosnewhair.jpg)
Gini05: WHOA
Flaco: looking good
MoTheKing: those curls look so soft
AB01: (wish i could hug you.giphy)
JM07: Are we surprised? 😒
Trentski: You think you’ve seen lockdown hair? Check out Robbo
Robbo: OI at least mine grows
Robbo: Unlike Milly
JM07: I’ll have you know that unlike Dejan, my hair moves
Dejan: HEY
Dejan: (virgil’simmovablehair.jpg)
ManeMane: I’m surprised, Virgil’s hair hasn’t moved a centimeter since I last saw him
Virgil: shut up
Flaco: where is Bobby anyways?
LittleShaq: sleeping
Dejan: he should do that more often tbh
Gini05: Even if he started a garage rock band i wouldn’t care, because he’s all alone in his house
Robbo: we’re ALL all alone
JM07: and I hate to say it, but it’s killing me
AB01: I don’t think I ever wanted to hug someone more in my life
Virgil: but we have to keep each other safe by staying at home
Dejan: yeah, it’s the right thing to do and all
Robbo: BUT IT SUCKS
Gini05: (to the tune of “This Land Is My Land”)
AB01: WISH I COULD HUG YOU
Virgil: I’D EVEN KISS YOU
Trentski: 😏
Virgil: shut up
Trentski: ALTHOUGH WE’RE CHATTING
Robbo: I REALLY MISS YOU
LittleShaq: BUT EVEN IF OUR FLACO GAINS SOME WEIGHT
Flaco: evil Shaq
LittleShaq: 😏
Dejan: Wish I could hug you close to meeeee
Robbo: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
JM07: 🤣 Oh Andy
Trentski: OOOH ANDY ANDY