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A Question for a Question (Is Equivalent Exchange)

Summary:

5 times Izuna asked what the fuck is wrong with Hashirama.

(And one time everyone agreed with her.)

Notes:

Part of Prompts for Pride 2023, this story was written for KuraKura0_0 who listened to me rant about the panel from the manga which shows Hashirama's thousand hand buddha is a lot bigger than Kurama. They then asked why Hashirama couldn't just carry Kurama into Konoha in the arms of that particular mokuton construct, and the idea wouldn't leave my head.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Springtime Sakura

Summary:

Spring in Konoha is not quite the same as anywhere else.

(For a very good reason.)

Chapter Text

Izuna: *sneezing* How do you stand this?!

Tobirama: *stoically wiping his nose* You get used to it.

Izuna: *kicking at a drift of sakura petals* This is not what I expected when you told me the mokuton was terrible in spring.

Tobirama: *curiously* What did you think I meant?

Izuna: *making a crude gesture* You know, sex.

Tobirama: *blushing bright red* Izuna!

Izuna: But no, you just meant this.

Tobirama: ... yes.

Izuna: ... there is actually a sex thing, isn't there.

Tobirama: ... please don't ask.

Izuna: *pinching the bridge of her nose* Don't worry, I don't want to know. What the fuck is wrong with your brother, anyway?

Tobirama: *grinning a little* If you find out, let me know.