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1. Joke's on me by KizuKatana

   Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   01 Jan 2026

   Tags

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   • Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji
   • Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Wen Ning | Wen Qionglin
   • Wen Qing (Modao Zushi)
   • "The one who got away" vibes
   • Lan Wangji acted like he hated wwx in high school
   • Wei Wuxian definitely thought so
   • Madam Yu's A+ Parenting
   • Top Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji
   • Bottom Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Getting Together
   • Caretaking
   • Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji Takes Care of Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
   • Modern au no magic
   • Wound Tending
   • Found Family
   • First Time
   • completed podfic available

   Summary

   Wei Wuxian, recently disowned by the Jiang, takes a new job in a new town to try to get a fresh start. On the employment form, it asks for an "emergency contact". It's a required field to submit the form, which totally sucks because Wei Wuxian doesn't really have anyone to put.

   He's frustrated, and trying not to be depressed about it as he's filling the forms out at night in his small, one-bedroom apartment.

   And yeah, maybe he's had a few drinks when he thinks: wouldn't it be funny if he put Lan Wangji as his emergency contact?

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   English

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