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    Edward Elric had looked forward to a life of retirement. To be fair to him, he had saved the whole country, free of charge. Somewhat. So his plan was to wait for Al to recover, pack up his things, and travel to Xing to study alkahestry. But of course, he was Edward Elric, and fate (or Truth) really had it out for him. And in this instance, Truth had struck in the form of one Roy Mustang and some annoying foreigners.

    So now, Ed was off to some United Kingdom of sorts (which sounded pretentious), to teach some snotty little children the fine intricate art of alchemy, whilst being paid the minimum wage.

    This was not just some diplomatic exchange, however. Ed thought the worst thing that could happen would be none of the kids making it to the required standard and therefore all being removed from the class, which would actually be quite funny. But no. Because the magical folk of the country had two things on their agenda: chaos, and making the most impractical choices ever witnessed.

    When Ed said he wanted a holiday, this is not what he meant.

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