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1. Curly Fries, Blatant Lies by OliveTheHobbit

   Fandoms: SEVENTEEN (Band), 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   19 Oct 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Jeon Jungkook/Park Jimin
   • Choi Seungcheol | S.Coups/Hong Jisoo | Joshua/Yoon Jeonghan
   • Choi Seungcheol | S.Coups/Hong Jisoo | Joshua
   • Chae Hyungwon/Yoon Jeonghan (past)
   • Yoon Jeonghan
   • Jeon Jungkook
   • Hong Jisoo | Joshua
   • Park Jimin (BTS)
   • Choi Seungcheol | S.Coups
   • Kim Seokjin
   • Kim Mingyu
   • Kim Taehyung
   • Lee Seokmin
   • Xu Minghao
   • Unplanned Pregnancy
   • University Student Jeon Jungkook
   • Teacher Yoon Jeonghan
   • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
   • Alpha Jeon Jungkook
   • Omega Yoon Jeonghan
   • Omega Park Jimin (BTS)
   • Beta Hong Jisoo | Joshua
   • Alpha Choi Seungcheol | S.Coups
   • Discussion of Abortion
   • Not Cheating
   • One Night Stands
   • Permed Hair Jeon Jungkook
   • Permed Hair Yoon Jeonghan
   • They have the same haircut
   • that's the whole thing
   • Dramedy
   • Pregnant Yoon Jeonghan
   • Professor Yoon Jeonghan

   Summary

   "I hate it." Jeonghan said, picking one of the fries.
   "Yeah, me too." Jungkook agreed, pulling the strands of his own hair. "It seems like my whole life is gonna be ruined by a stupid thing I did while drunk, and I can't believe that..."
   "No. I mean the fries. I hate when they fry those stupid wedges of fries to fill in the box."
   Jeonghan threw away the burnt potato stub.
   "Oh."

   What does Yoon Jeonghan, an university teacher, divorced omega and assumed nihilist has in common with Jeon Jungkook, who's an art student, engaged with his childhood friend, and too good for an alpha?
   A kid. And a haircut.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,550

   Chapters:

   3/?

   Comments:

   16

   Kudos:

   60

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