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AUBREY was tired of this house. AUBREY wanted for it to burn in flames. It was so trash filled you could hardly walk. Every day the trash got worse. She tried to pick it up but it was overwhelming. She screamed out of frustration, her mom of course not caring. She punched the walls until her fists hurt. AUBREY wanted the cycle of trash to end.
Soon after she screamed a somewhat familiar face showed up. It was SUNNY. “SUNNY! I can’t open the door, the trash is in the way… because of that stupid bitch!” She yelled. Her mom still did not care about the insult since she was so engrossed in the tv. “I can try to move it somewhere though…” AUBREY continued. And soon she did.
SUNNY gestured for her to follow, so AUBREY did. They were now on the basketball court, surrounded by sun. He took out a piece of paper, and a pack of very used crayola crayons. “Phf SUNNY you still have those!” AUBREY teased. SUNNY just nodded, as he began to draw a house with trash around it, with a car on the outside circled in red. He made an arrow to the car, and took another piece of paper and drew a bigger house than other faraway houses. AUBREY figured this was his new house he was drawing. Then he made an arrow from the car to the bigger house.
“You follow me into car. You sneak away. New home.” SUNNY said, his voice raspy from barely talking in 4 years. AUBREY seemed to like the idea of sneaking away… but how will his mom feel? And more importantly how did he even get here.
A little while later, SUNNY pulled up with a pink monster truck. “Hop in m’lady.” He nonchalantly said. What the frick frack patty wack dipped in cheese 143 times was happening?
Instead of his house, SUNNY brought the pink haired person to his evil mouse lair. “I am the king of teh mice you be the queen!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!” SUNNY rolled his eyes. “I am a mouse now what the heck SNUUY.” AURBY’s said, begening to default dance. “STOP RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” TINKLE SPARKLES said, pushing auBRY to her face. Her face was now in mud. SHe swlallowed 29 pounds of dirt. YUMMY yUmmY she thoguht to herself beginning to lose spelling.
“Yooooo LISTEN UP HERE”S A STORY ABOUt A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN A PINK WORLD SPOILER ALERT IT AUBY WHO DOES.”
“No
Mayonaiiseee
I got burgers on my mind.” They heard eminate from a enegicic boy.
It was kil.
“Listen here i will LIST EVERY urban dictionary insult if you dont give me bobux!!!” The creature demanded.
“CHAPTER” 2: BOBUX MISSIoN
“So TINKLE SPARKLE, we need :”bobux. Or kil well become eMO kiLLER.” SNUuY asked the now glowing pony. “Let;s go to the soup store to get a robux gift card.” She suggested.
AUBRy was sobbing viciously and cutely. Still has dirt mouth. You could say she is dirty mouthed. Haha bad joke go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
TinKLe Sparkle grabbed arbys and brought her to a store. “NOW LISTEN UP WAD YOU BETTER HAND OVER THE BOBUX GIFT CARD??!!!!!!!!1!!!!” A random snas from undertaker said. “I like cheese” tinkle sparkle said, punching the leaving jeusus out of snas.
No really jesus came out of sans mouth.
Was snas trying to vore jesus? FInd out in the next episode of what the *u** is happening in this story.
Sans tried swallowing the ✨aesthetic✨ jesus again, but then twinkle sparkle called over sunny, who came over with his army of rats that all carried the blacl plague. It was very aesthetic.
Tinkle grabbed a robux gift card with her horn, and ran out of the store. Before shrek stopped snuuy and arby’s “KIss me on my shoulder one more time snuuuybnuuy!” Arby’sm demanded. He complied kissing the recently trasformed rat.
Hreo was crying in the corner.” SOB SOB SOB SOB” He mutterdly screamed. The soup possessed him and he killed shrek. But then shrek zombei now.
Snuuy payed for the bobux, and they returned it to kil.
The end.