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1. Break Me, Shake Me, Devastate Me by baguettereverie

   Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   17 Jul 2023

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Guillermo de la Cruz/Nandor the Relentless
   • Laszlo Cravensworth/Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Laszlo Cravensworth/Nandor the Relentless
   • Guillermo de la Cruz
   • Nandor the Relentless (What We Do in the Shadows TV)
   • Laszlo Cravensworth
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Blow Jobs
   • Voyeurism
   • Degradation
   • Jealous Nandor

   Summary

   But if I was free to love you,
   You wouldn't want me, would you?
   Unavailability is the only thing that turns you on.

    

   Nandor felt that horrible sticky feeling - the one that felt like anger, sadness and desire were having an orgy in his ribcage - increase tenfold as Laszlo got on his knees and unzipped Guillermo’s trousers. He thought something inside him might break if he watched, so in lieu of anything better to look at, his eyes darted up to Guillermo's face. To his surprise, Guillermo’s eyes were already fixed on him, something vindictive and hungry in their expression.

   [After accusing Laszlo and Guillermo of having sex behind his back, Nandor comes up with an excellent solution: a sucking-off competition between him and Laszlo, with Guillermo as judge.]

   Based (very) loosely on the s5e3 promo.

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   English

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