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Kravitz is shocked by an invitation to Edward's cruise ship destination wedding seven years after they broke up, and he decides, against his better judgement, that he's going to go and show that asshole he's doing great without him. Only he doesn't have a boyfriend, actually. Enter Taako, who's happy to play along and be his fake date, which will surely lead nowhere.
Get ready for a romantic farce of epic proportions, sweet, sweet revenge, rich people nonsense, and a truly unhinged level of cruise ship research. It's gonna be good.