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"In one word, could you please describe what's it's like working at Jujutsu Kaisen?"
The camera is focused on a boy, light pink hair standing out with even more contrast to the dark background of the studio they are filming the interview in. The boy tilts his head and raises a hand to his chin.
"It's crazy."
The interviewer looks at the young boy. There is no elaboration. They suppose they did ask for just one word.
"Uh… Do you mean crazy in a surreal way? A I-can't-believe-I-made-it sort of way, if I may? After all, it is a star-studded cast… filled with A-list actors all around."
The boy — freshly new to the acting scene and yet set for the rest of his life — laughs. "Haha, that too, but I meant more crazy in a I-thought-we-banned-taking-in-stray-animals-we-found-on-the-sidewalk-next-to-the-Starbucks-but-the-new-one-just-took-a-bite-out-of-Kugisaki's-prop kind of way."
"Ah."
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INSTAGRAM LIVE (👁️ 120K)
The frame is a singular shot of a girl, who starts out by adjusting her phone and absentmindedly saying hi and hello to the flood of people coming in.
She looks to be in the process of getting her hair done, with a couple of other people fussing over it and scurrying around in the background.
"Yes, hi, hello, it is indeed me, Kugisaki Nobara, ya girl, back at it on set. Don't let anyone tell you I don't work hard! I'm actually the first one here!" She huffs.
There's a string of emojis flying by the side of the phone, and a tidal wave of comments flooding her phone.
"Calm yourselves, you guys! My phone won't be able to handle the insane amount of you here! Thanks for being here, though, of course!" She waves her hand, half-heartedly, "Hey, maybe I should ask Gojo-san to buy me a new phone! God knows I need an upgrade from this shitty one from back when I still lived in the countryside."
She pauses to read comments. "Why not just buy it myself? Because that would be BORING! And Gojo-san’s loaded! Eat the rich and whatnot! Girlies, if there’s ever a lesson I want you to take away from me, it’s this: if you ever run into a rich man, steal all his money and leave him to rot."
She waves her hands at the comments that express doubt over her amazing life lessons. "Besides, Gojo-san is annoying!!! If you knew him for who he was, you would agree to taking all his money too. Fuck him for being a millionaire; annoying people should not be millionaires."
L, Gojo-san
gojo seems so cool though ;P
Notice me, Nobara-chan!!! 😍😍
AGREED EAT THE RICH
the queen coming in with the true life lessons‼️
HOW DO I BECOME A SUCCESSFUL ACTRESS LIKE YOU? pls help a struggling acting student 😭😭😭
Gojo should buy all of us new phones!!
omgg i finally managed to catch a nobara live
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I thought everyone on JJK was paid really well.. do we need to start a riot for you, Nobara-kun?
OMG IS THAT FUSHIGURO?????
MEGUMI CHANNNNNNN
OMG MEGUMI!!!!!!!!!
Nobara turns to greet her costar, who had walked into the makeup trailer while talking on the phone.
"No, mom, I swear everything is fine, you shouldn’t believe everything you read on the web. I wasn't even in that area-"
"Yo, Fushiguro!!" Nobara calls loudly. "I'm live! Right now there's… a hundred and twenty thousand people hearing your phone call with your mom."
Megumi steps into frame, his hair messy and curled as though he just woke up. He looks closer at the live, his hand holding his phone kept a distance from his head. He turns to look at his costar.
"Nobara, what the fuck. You were banned from doing lives on set for the foreseeable future."
MAMAGURO!!!!!
OMG MEGUMI LOOKS SO HOTTT
don’t mind us king, we’re only listening in on your every move to try and find content
HI MEGSSS
MEGUMI MEGUMI MEGUMI
"Look everyone!! It's our special guest, Fushiguro-kun!!" Nobara ignores Megumi and throws jazz hands around his face.
Megumi pushes them away. The two jokingly go at it until it dives into an actual game of catfighting. Nobara's elbow knocks into the phone, and the screen spins as muffled sounds come from the speaker.
"Oh shit-!"
There’s a scuffle, before the phone is picked up and Nobara comes back into frame.
"Fuck, my coffee!"
"Megumi, you f-"
LIVE ENDED
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Gojo Satoru @gojo
Someone spilled coffee in the costume room :0
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Fushiguro Megumi @mfushiguro
are you sure it wasn’t you, gojo-san?
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Gojo Satoru @gojo
Megumi!!!! I would never!!!! Whoever did it needs to fess up real quick tho because the costume department look like they want to hang me for a crime I didn’t even commit
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Itadori Yuuji @i-yuuji
Oh noo!! The poor costume department 😣
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Kugisaki Nobara @nobarathequeen
well RIP to gojo. can’t believe you would bring coffee to set and break set rules
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Gojo Satoru @gojo
It wasn’t me!! And I’m only banned from bringing slushies to set now, excuse you!
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Kugisaki Nobara @nobarathequeen
ur banned from more than that dude theres like an official list of things u cant do now
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Gojo Satoru @gojo
Wait srsly
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Fushiguro Megumi @mfushiguro
we’ve shown you the list many tkmes?????? wtf??? its hanging on every door???? wtf have u been doing everytime we have to sit through a cast lecture bc you weren’t following the rules????
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Itadori Yuuji @i-yuuji
Wait do we know who brought the coffee though??
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Kugisaki Nobara @nobarathequeen
it was gojo 100%
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Fushiguro Megumi @mfushiguro
yeah it was def gojo
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Itadori Yuuji @i-yuuji
Gojo-san, how could you 😔 Now the costume department will have to work extra hard
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Gojo Satoru @gojo
GUYS I DONT EVEN LIKE COFFEE IT WASN’T ME
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