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Hey, I hope this isn't too forward, but ... were you flirting with me today?
yes
I flirt with you every day
shit, sorry, wrong num–
what?
what?
you WHAT?
wrong number???
uh, yeah
someone else is flirting with you?
um
idk
that's why I was checking
who?
that guy from the call today, the one whose sister passed out in the swimming pool
..... huh
huh?
what’s huh mean?
just huh
so.... he gave you his number?
uh, yeah
he slipped his card into my pocket
your pocket??
wow
what?
is that important?
that definitely means he was flirting with you
oh, does it?
how do you know?
uhhh 1: he gave you his nuMBER
2: he put his hand near your dick
😳
I can't believe you texted him
or went to text him?
it was mY CHEST POCKET
oh
omg
I mean, still…
although ... he did kinda pat me
fuck
what?
I can't believe I didn't notice
you were busy
...................... why would you notice?
wait was this happening when I was doing mouth to mouth to his sister?
no!
okay
it was when you were loading her into the ambulance
just checking
right
well I guess I should let you get back to texting him
hang on
before I do that
YOU were flirting with me too???
yeah
wow
why?
what do you mean why?
I mean, why would you be flirting with me?
also, wouldn't I notice that?
until today I thought you did know I was flirting with you on a regular basis
as for why I'd be flirting with you? you're gorgeous
😳
what?
since when have you thought that?
since forever
and you never SAID anything??
I’ve said plenty
like what?
idk, like good morning hot stuff
hey eddie when you get a chance bring those muscles over here
that's just normal for you though
it doesn't mean anything ............. does it?
do you want it to mean something?
does that change your answer?
what?
does what I want affect your answer to my question
……….
look I just don't wanna make things weird
if you're more comfortable thinking this is just me being friendly then let's leave it at that
I won't be weird if it means something
okay
well
I do kinda have a huge crush on you
WHAT?
you do??
yeah... which is why I flirt with you…
lol
I didn’t know! 😭
why are you sad?
buck, I totally have a thing for you too
WHAT
did I read that right
yeah. big time
I fucking hope so
omg
sooooo if I wanted to ask you out on a date…
try it and find out
what are you doing tonight?
something with you
😏
yeah you are
................
what?
just …
are your plans for the night G-rated or ... higher?
oh
whatever you're comfortable with
okay
we can just go for dinner somewhere if you want
what do YOU want?
you
… right
well, I'm not saying no
have I said the wrong thing?
let's just see where the night leads
no
okay
I think we just move at different speeds 😅
we don’t have to
look, I've been into you for a long time and yeah I'd be comfortable going to bed with you tonight
wow
but if you don't want that we won't do it
I don't NOT want that. I just want it to happen organically, you know?
like… in a market??
if the night leads there, great. if it doesn't, then hopefully that's also okay
I’m confused
yeah, so am I
what's this about a market?
you said you want it to happen organically
yeah, you know. naturally. without us planning it out
OH
I was thinking like, organic eggs or something
😅
sorry
I’m with you now
awesome
and yeah, we don't have to plan it
just a question, though
yeah?
if we're not planning it, does that mean I also shouldn't try and seduce you?
just be you, Buck
do what feels right in the moment
..... okay
I’ll try
... and maybe tell me, since I'm clearly oblivious 😅
sure
I’ll be the master of communication
great
... we're gonna go on a date
amazing
yeah we are 😊
well, I'm very glad I texted the wrong number
I'd much rather go out with you than this other guy
I’m glad too
I'd kinda given up on this ever happening
oh
I’m sorry
I thought you knew I was flirting with you and you just weren't interested
I had no idea you were flirting with me, and was just simmering in utter pining for you
you were pining for me??
... no...........
🥰
😘
😏
😅
hey
yeah?
how did you text me by accident, anyway?
😬
I don’t wanna tell you
well now you have to
well
I put his number in my phone under a name that put it next to yours in the list, and I musta hit the wrong name with my massive fingertips
mhm…
what was the name?
😬
“Burly Guy”
burly guy
well, he was in really good shape
I'M in good shape!!!
...... I didn't say you weren't!
:((
you're wayyyyy hotter than burly guy, okay?
you think so? 😏
yes
you're the hottest guy I think I've ever met
wow
too much?
I've met like, ten other guys hotter than you
......................
I’M KIDDING
you're the hottest guy I've ever met too
I’m sorry don’t ghost me
well, now I don't believe you
that was a really bad joke
definitely not your best joke
I’m sorry
I got nervous
lol
why?
you really think I'm the hottest guy you've ever met?
obviously
you're all tall, and sexy and got that nice shape, and your shoulders and your waist and your hips ...........
🤤
lol, thanks 😊
then there’s my face
not to mention your pretty smile and gorgeous eyes
exactly
.... you mean that, don't you?
yeah, of course
you know I don't bother saying things I don't mean
you don't think my birthmark’s weird?
I think it’s beautiful
I want to trace it with my tongue
🥵
wow
okay
I’d let you
I will then
maybe even tonight
exciting
makes me wanna speed up time
maybe we can just ... move things forward?
wanna catch up now?
yes
where?
wherever
should we go somewhere?
if you want to
I just wanna be with you
likewise
I'd be happy to just hang out at one of our houses but I don't want you to feel like I'm trying to get you into the bedroom
I'm happy to hang at home
I trust you to be a gentleman 😉
I will be
I'll let you know if I want you to stop being a gentleman
😏
hey, Eddie?
yeah?
nothing
.......... what?
I'm just really glad you texted me by accident
what were you gonna say?
oh
me too
it doesn’t matter
😒
It does matter
I mean, it can wait
it matters to me
… fine
don’t tell me then
I don't want you to think I'm rushing
just be you, Buck
...........
I'm in love with you
that's what I was gonna say
Buck, I'm in love with you too
🥰🥰🥰
guess I should probably come over now, huh?
PLEASE
would you think I was a total stalker if I told you I'd been sitting in my car outside your house this whole time? 😬
WHAT
😅
wHYYY
🙈
I was gonna surprise you!
see if you wanted to hang out
and then you texted me about flirting
I do want to
I want to hang out and flirt
😏
well then
give me approximately twenty seconds to get out of my car and to your door
get the hell in here
say please
no
…damn you called my bluff 😅
😏
😍