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susiezilla: im bored. fmk
holidaygirl1225: What's that?
hot topic anonymous: fuck marry kill
SmartGenius: I don't think I particularly care for this game.
holidaygirl1225: How is it a game?
susiezilla: you say which member of the group youd rather fuck, marry and kill. you have to pick someone for each one
holidaygirl1225: I still don't really see how this is a "game"
susiezilla: ok watch ill go first
susiezilla: fuck kris marry noelle kill berdly
hot topic anonymous: yeah fair enough
holidaygirl1225: Oh, okay
holidaygirl1225: :]
SmartGenius: And here I thought we were past all that.
susiezilla: sorry are you saying youd rather me fuck and or marry you?
SmartGenius: No.
susiezilla: well i had to kill one of you!! sorry bro
susiezilla: if i killed kris they would haunt my ass literally forever and i dont need that shit
susiezilla: and i like my girlfriend.
holidaygirl1225: <33!!
susiezilla: speaking of noelle go next
holidaygirl1225: hrm.
holidaygirl1225: I kind of hate this game actually
susiezilla: too bad answer
holidaygirl1225: Ugh.
holidaygirl1225: UGH
hot topic anonymous: cmon
holidaygirl1225: Okay. **** Susie, marry Kris, kill Berdly.
SmartGenius: :<
susiezilla: :]
holidaygirl1225: I mean for all that Kris has tormented me all my life they’re kind of my oldest friend. Which I guess already proves we can tolerate each other for long periods of time?
hot topic anonymous: lol.
hot topic anonymous: lmao
holidaygirl1225: And like Susie is my girlfriend and I like her and I don’t think I could bring myself to kill her
holidaygirl1225: Not to mention that um. I really don’t want to have sex with you Berdly. No offense
SmartGenius: None taken, I suppose.
susiezilla: okay kris your turn
susiezilla: come on
hot topic anonymous: sorry i was actually LISTENING to noelles incredibly well thought out answer instead of thinking over her
susiezilla: snore
holidaygirl1225: Hey!
hot topic anonymous: okay
hot topic anonymous: fuck noelle marry susie kill berdly
SmartGenius: HELLO??????
hot topic anonymous: okay listen
SmartGenius: Was killing me your first thought??
hot topic anonymous: no actually
hot topic anonymous: i knew with absolute clarity in the first moment of putting my mind to it that in no universe could i marry noelle
holidaygirl1225: Hey??
hot topic anonymous: sorry girl like were cool and all but
hot topic anonymous: i have unfortunately heard your riverdale opinions and i just dont think i can live with that
hot topic anonymous: i think a hit and run is all i could handle w you
hot topic anonymous: anyway
holidaygirl1225: :|
SmartGenius: :|
susiezilla: lmfao
hot topic anonymous: obviously id marry susie
hot topic anonymous: shes the only motherfucker i can stand for more than 8 seconds
SmartGenius: :<
susiezilla: >:]
hot topic anonymous: okay listen
hot topic anonymous: youre my boyfriend i love you etcetc
hot topic anonymous: but like
hot topic anonymous: theres NO WAY we could fuck once and then not royally fuck up our friend group
hot topic anonymous: like you three assholes are all ive got and im not compromising that
SmartGenius: You do realize that doesn’t make me feel ANY better.
hot topic anonymous: okay then answer me this smartguy
hot topic anonymous: HOW would i kill susie
SmartGenius: …
hot topic anonymous: also shes the only reason im even half sane
hot topic anonymous: or probably the only reason were together
hot topic anonymous: if susie wasnt there to settle the argument about the sweater we probably wouldve killed each other
SmartGenius: Do you have to bring that up?
hot topic anonymous: you wanted me to defend my answer
hot topic anonymous: so i did
hot topic anonymous: with logic and facts cmon you love logic and facts
SmartGenius: Well, I love my partner too, but. :<
hot topic anonymous: fine. fuck susie marry you kill noelle
hot topic anonymous: happy
SmartGenius: No! That’s not your real answer.
hot topic anonymous: eh honestly i feel the same about it except like 4% more guilty about killing noelle
holidaygirl1225: For what it’s worth I think I prefer this answer
hot topic anonymous: lol
hot topic anonymous: what am i too gross to even jokingly entertain the notion of fucking me
holidaygirl1225: No! You’re not gross! But I definitely don’t want to have sex with you.
holidaygirl1225: Well. You are kind of gross. But that’s not really the problem
susiezilla: wow transphobic much
hot topic anonymous: honestly
holidaygirl1225: NO!!!
holidaygirl1225: You’re like my sibling!! It’s weird!!!
susiezilla: anyway its berdlys turn and i actually want to hear this
susiezilla: so shut up
holidaygirl1225: :|
SmartGenius: This game sucks.
hot topic anonymous: too bad answer
SmartGenius: Fine. Fuck Kris, marry Noelle, kill Susie.
susiezilla: AHAHAHAHA
hot topic anonymous: akdfjghkdfgh
SmartGenius: ALL OF THE OPTIONS ARE BAD.
SmartGenius: Unless you’ve forgotten that I am not attracted to women?!?
susiezilla: lol
hot topic anonymous: so much so that youd rather just break my heart
SmartGenius: No! The game never says we can’t still be friends.
hot topic anonymous: lol i already told you dude
hot topic anonymous: that would NOT work
SmartGenius: At least I didn’t kill you!
hot topic anonymous: youd rather just break my heart, kill my best friend, and marry my only other friend
hot topic anonymous: wow so much better thanks babe
holidaygirl1225: This game does suck
SmartGenius: In my defense, my reason for marrying Noelle is the same as yours for marrying Susie.
hot topic anonymous: whatever
hot topic anonymous:</3
SmartGenius: <333!!
susiezilla: this game rocks