Moss_Consumer
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they and it talk about him
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Patrochilles chat fic because I HATE them by Moss_Consumer
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
17 Mar 2026
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[17:21] Patroclus: Odysseus.
[17:21] Patroclus: how did you like
[17:21] Patroclus: know
[17:23] Odysseus: what could this possibly mean[00:46] Achilles: DUDE
[00:46] Achilles: ODYSSEUS
[00:46] Achilles: HELP?????LOCAL NEWS: Greek Mythology Fan Goes Nuts And Writes A Chat Fic With No Plot About Ancient Greek Men In Highschool??? More At Six!
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kel wishes basil was a girl
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Kris likes Basil and doesn't want him to die. Berdly finds an ending where he doesn't.
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I'm Gay For Twitter...Now What? by Moss_Consumer
Fandoms: Object and Concept Anthropomorphism, Internet & Social Media (Anthropomorphic)
26 Feb 2025
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Twitter and Tumblr are roommates and get the gay disease. because I said so.
(don't take this seriously please)
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I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant: The Jamison Fawkes Story by RatOuttaHell
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
18 Jun 2017
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Junkrat had mixed feelings about his-semi voluntary recruitment into Overwatch, but he's got even more coming when he finds out that he's got a bun in the oven. A little ratling. A piglet. One on the way. Okay, so he's pregnant. This fic covers the whole shebang, the whole pregnancy dealio, from beginning to birth. There's some comedy, some drama, some angst, some fluff. Some rats. All the joys of the miracle of new life, etc., etc.
-no set update schedule-
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- Part 1 of (Un)Planned Parenthood
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he said don't hand me no lines (and keep your hands to yourself) by Horny on Comms (RedSkyNight)
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
08 Sep 2023
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John "Soap" MacTavish is six months into a relationship with Simon "Ghost" Riley.
The most they've shared is a kiss on the cheek, and it's driving Ghost insane.
featuring vague military knowledge, convenient safe houses, and matter-of-fact post-blowjob marriage proposals.
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“Christ,” Soap muttered. “Feels like a bloody shoebox.”
Ghost’s shoulders moved in what might’ve been a shrug. “Better than a tent.”
“Aye, well when you put it like that,” Soap conceded with an eye roll. He dumped his gear by the other bed and sat down, the springs creaking loud in the confined space. “Thought they’d at least separate us by rank.”
“They’re short on rooms.” Ghost’s voice was flat, matter-of-fact. “We’ll manage.”
Soap nodded, but the unease lingered. They were used to having space, each with their own private corner of the barracks. Sleeping near Ghost wasn’t new, but that had always been under fire, adrenaline running hot enough to drown out any stray thoughts.
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Soap and Ghost are forced to share a room on a different base, what could possibly go wrong?Series
- Part 7 of Lines of Fire
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König swallows, feeling his dick get half hard in his pants just from hearing him. "Si?"
He hears Johnny’s voice again, but distant, the phone must be laying down on the bed now. He can hear the slight rustle of blankets as they move, "Tell him, Simon—" and then another loud moan, ragged and out of breath "— tell him what I'm doing to you."
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König is having trouble sleeping the night before an important mission, so he turns to someone he trusts, and gets a little more than he expected.