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Faraway_Bastards

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Welcome to Windows Live Messenger! Hope you enjoy the stay.

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Aubrey: [email protected]: a bunch of typos DMs Sunny angry rants about how much she hates her next door neighbor.
Sunny: [email protected]: Overly formal would never be caught dead using an emoticons such as :) or :(.
Hero: [email protected]: Old man who doesn't know what their doing has a myspace blog account.
Kel: [email protected]: Kel is not familiar with the internet since he touches grass.

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Welcome to Windows Live Messenger

Login: [email protected]
Password: Mari

Group Chats:
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* All I am saying is that maybe Sweetheart Fury Road is an objectively better viewing experience than Molerat Moleking the Squeakquel.

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* maybe your objectively fucking wrng!
* my little molerst guy would fycking dstroy sweetheart!

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* That is not the question at hand. And you know that.

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* You two are arguing over what?
* A mole rat?

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* Which of the recent summer blockbusters we watched was better.
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* why sonny scks at movie opinions

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* honestly shocked you guys are even arguing in the first place
* I guess somethings do change

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* Should have seen us 2 dys bfore you sabved basil.

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* you and Sunny were arguing before all that?

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* I would not say arguing since I was not exactly in a talking mood.

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* your never in a talking modd

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* Wait! Aubrey you were beating Sunny?!

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* what no
* you got it all wrong
* sunny was beating the shit out of me
* three times in a row and the hooligans

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* WHAT>! HOW!
* Sunny is like a twig?!

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* That hurts.
* Kel was also there

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* speak of the devil

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* What are we talking about?

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* which Blockbuster movie was better Molerat or Sweatheart Fury Road

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* oh Sweatheart for sure dude

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* NO! we are not glossing over that
* Kel you where beating up the hooligans? Im less surprised buy you and Aubrey fighting tbh

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* Pff no I was just throwing a basket ball around, sunny was full on fist fighting tho, you should have seen him.

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* the shorter they are the closer they are to hell
* sunny has some real fight in him

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* Im both shocked and weirdly proud
* Kel the first time you see Sunny in 3 and a half years and you bring him to fist fight a bunch of gangsters?

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* The Hooligans are not involved in any extortion, drug trade or human trafficking, as far as I am aware. So there not really gangsters, more rebel rousers,

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* see snny gets us, ever seen rebel without a cause?

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* OF COURSE IVE SEEN REVEL WIHOUT A CAUSE!
* BUT WHY WHERE YOU FIGHTING SUNNY AND KELL!

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* because i was being a dick to Basil?

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* yeah. maybe if you didnt push basil into that lake sunny would still have his left eye

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* Jesus

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* Wow.

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* ok lets stop talking about all that

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* So which one Hero.

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* YEAH WHICH ONE NOW!

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* Which one what?

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* MOVIE!

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* Which movie.

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* COME ON I know you hate gory movies. It should be an easy picky MOLEKING ALL THE WAY!

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* I dont know aubrey Sweetheart Fury Road as an objectively better movie going experience

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* FUCK YOU

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* dancing_baby.gif
* this is you right now

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* Even looks like her.

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* i hate you all