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It's Robert, not Oppie

Summary:

"To Robert, this was a world of strange physics, pointless architecture and, most of all, all-consuming, artificial pinkness. Still, he had to admit it was also a place of music, worryless minds, dancing feet and happy faces. Equality was a reality, not an ideal, and war as theoretical as peace in his own world. For that, Robert could tolerate all the pinkness. Maybe, this place wasn't so bad after all."

Exactly what you expect from a Barbie x Oppenheimer crossover: Oppenheimer, through a mysterious incident, finds himself in Barbie Land, a place as different from the world he lives in as he could ever imagine. Navigating it seems almost impossible - until he meets Barbie.

Notes:

Hey!
Even though the first chapter doesn't show much of it, this story will be rather light-hearted, even though it touches on more serious topics (which is why I rated it Teen and Up Audiences). If you're feeling uncomfortable with any of these subjects (listed in the tags), please don't read.
For the rest of you, I hope you enjoy!

P.S: I wrote this for fun, not accuracy ;) I'm trying my best (aka watching videos about Barbie's set design lol), but there might still be some inaccuracies when it comes to the characters, Barbie Land or historic events / scientific facts. Also, English isn't my first language.

Update - some more disclaimers:
• I am completely aware that Oppenheimer is a very controversial man, and I try not to be too apologetic for his actions
• At the end of the day, this is still a story written by someone who found herself overall rooting for and sympathising with Oppenheimer as portrayed in the movie, which you should be aware of
• Again, this story is about the movie character, not the real person, and
• just a thought experiment for entertainment purposes, as anything else on this website

Chapter 1: Prologue

Chapter Text

J. Robert Oppenheimer woke up with a jolt, face down, a strange sense of dizziness in his limbs. The first thing he noticed was the smell. A bubblegum, cherry-like scent seemed to rise from the ground beneath him, which he quickly identified as gras. Confused, he turned around, opening his eyes. An almost unnatural brightness glared back at him and for a moment, all he could see were weird, blurry shapes. When his eyes had adjusted to the light, Robert's mouth went dry. 
In front of him: the result of a particularly graphic fever dream. Or maybe the one of a drug, or a poison? The drink he'd had just a few hours ago had indeed tasted somewhat weird... Could this be the work of a mad, right-conservative terrorist, despising Robert's socialist tendencies? Or was he dealing with a desperate pacifist, forced to act against his principles and trying to kill the man who had killed their ideal? Either way, one thing Robert knew for sure: nothing of this could be real. The sea of pink, impossibly-shaped houses, sitting just a hundred meters away from him? Just the effects of a malfunctioning brain. The loud, joyful music? Auditory hallucinations, for sure. Even the green, perfectly trimmed lawn, and the baby blue sky - fake. Untrue. A mere Fata Morgana in the desert of Robert's intoxicated mind. 

Maybe, he was dying. Robert had heard that, in the face of death, neurons start firing misinformation uncontrollably, causing freezing people to take off even their last piece of clothing in a sudden rush of heat. For the first time in his life, Robert wished he had become a biologist instead of a physicist.

Carefully, he stood up. Standing on his feet felt like always, although there was a slight weakness in his legs. Next, Robert grabbed his wrist. One. Two. Three. Four. Five. His pulse seemed normal, too. Neither weaker than usual, nor more irregular.

In that moment, he made a decision. Whatever state he was trapped in - fever, acute poisoning, coma or trip - he would not spend it taking roots at this spot. After all, J. Robert Oppenheimer was a scientist - he would be dammed not to explore whatever this place and its meaning was.