JohnHolmes
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- Mafia (2K Video Games) (16)
- Stranger Things (TV 2016) (3)
- Doctor Who (1)
- Doctor Who (1963) (1)
- Hot Fuzz (2007) (1)
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Kingsley was dead, and the Queen was leading Gareth to the throne beside her. It didn’t seem a smart decision to contradict a woman who had just killed someone, so he did his best to play along. She had a vicious look about her, like a viper or a scorpion, and she’d just acquired the whole of Valencia and most of King Richard’s army, leftover from the invasion.
Or, I made Madalena 20% more evil and put Gareth through as much pain and suffering as possible.
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My take on what happens before the butchering scene in The Two Doctors. Bit different from canon, but overall pretty compliant.
Shockeye does his thing.
There is no death or even injury in this fic, just mentions of it.
EDIT: Now with second chapter!
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There were few names for what Sam was. The few that discovered the extent of his abilities called them demons, hellhounds, freaks of unholy creation.
He didn’t age. He didn’t need to eat or sleep.
What he did need was violence. It sustained him.Or, Sam's an inhuman creature who needs violence to survive. Paulie decides Sam needs a friend.
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It wasn’t until the Neighbourhood Watch started discussing what to do with Nicholas and whether they could still conceivably stage his accidental death that Danny realised how deeply screwed he was.
The NWA were taking every precaution they could. They would not let Nicholas out of Sandford alive, which would make Danny’s job of sneaking him out a lot harder.
Or, Nicholas hesitates too long and is caught by the NWA. Danny suggests keeping Nicholas prisoner in his house and plans to help Nicholas escape Sandford.
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Steve had fallen in love once and it had nearly killed him. It had killed his husband-to-be.
Years later, Steve's parents had found him a perfect match, a girl of equal social standing and wealth. Steve struggles to forget the past and move on with his life.This is not helped by the arrival of his dead fiance.
(It's a Billy/Steve Corpse Bride Au.)
Recent series
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For Paulie by JohnHolmes
Fandom: Mafia (Definitive Edition), Mafia (Video Games), Mafia Definitive Edition - Fandom
30 Nov 2021
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A Broken Soldier by JohnHolmes
Fandom: Mafia (Video Games), Mafia Definitive Edition - Fandom
19 Jan 2022
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- 2
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Professor Graham's Cheekbones Hotty & Extraordinary Foodie Husband by TheSilverQueen
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
30 Mar 2020
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Online classes due to the quarantine are how Professor Graham's students learn that: 1) Professor Graham has a cute dog; 2) Professor Graham is married; and 3) Professor Graham's husband is smoking hot.
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- Part 1 of Hannigram in Quarantine
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- English
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- 3,320
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 212
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Bookmarked by Cassandra Singer (JohnHolmes)
11 Jul 2025
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LeFou tries to reassure Gaston after Belle remains unimpressed by his advances, but somehow ends up opening a can of worms in the process.
What would basically need to be an AU (but not strictly speaking) set some time before Gaston started seriously courting Belle.
Bookmarked by Cassandra Singer (JohnHolmes)
13 Jun 2025
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Podfic of "How to Cat Burglar a Family " by DarkLordOfAwesomeness
Stan Pines didn't think his life could get much worse. Until it did. Now he has no home, no car, no money, and no thumbs.
Luckily for him he stumbles upon his estranged twin Ford in the woods.
Stan gets turned into a cat, and Ford adopts him.
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- English
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- 415
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- 9/?
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Bookmarked by Cassandra Singer (JohnHolmes)
10 May 2025
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Stan Pines didn't think his life could get much worse. Until it did. Now he has no home, no car, no money, and no thumbs.
Luckily for him he stumbles upon his estranged twin Ford in the woods.
Stan gets turned into a cat, and Ford adopts him.
Series
- Part 1 of Cat Stan
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 104,898
- Chapters:
- 23/23
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Bookmarked by Cassandra Singer (JohnHolmes)
10 May 2025
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jamie keeps having the same, weirdly realistic nightmare
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- Part 4 of Goretober 2023
Bookmarked by Cassandra Singer (JohnHolmes)
25 Feb 2025