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    “Oh!” Dirk does the finger-pointing thing, the one Todd hates because it usually means he’s had a monumentally bad idea and he’s about to try and convince Todd to join in.

    “Whatever you’re thinking, it’s a no.”

    "No, no, hear me out,” he says, and spreads his hands out in front of him like he’s picturing another brass plaque to hang beneath the one at the agency. “Dirk Gently’s Holistic Massage Services. Full body, free of charge.”

    In which Dirk helps Todd get high and make mistakes.

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