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1. a joint effort by lavinialost (tempestandtea)

   Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Aug 2023

   Tags

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   • Todd Brotzman/Dirk Gently
   • Todd Brotzman
   • Dirk Gently
   • Amanda Brotzman
   • Recreational Drug Use
   • Medicinal Drug Use
   • Recontextualizing Relationships with Substances
   • Pararibulitis (Dirk Gently)
   • Chronic Illness
   • Porn With Plot
   • probably WAY too much plot if I'm being honest
   • Light Angst
   • Massage
   • Hand Jobs
   • Praise Kink
   • accidental praise kink
   • accidental as in the author did not mean to write it but it made a prominent appearance anyway
   • Todd-typical self-loathing
   • Marijuana

   Summary

   “Oh!” Dirk does the finger-pointing thing, the one Todd hates because it usually means he’s had a monumentally bad idea and he’s about to try and convince Todd to join in.

   “Whatever you’re thinking, it’s a no.”

   "No, no, hear me out,” he says, and spreads his hands out in front of him like he’s picturing another brass plaque to hang beneath the one at the agency. “Dirk Gently’s Holistic Massage Services. Full body, free of charge.”

   In which Dirk helps Todd get high and make mistakes.

   Series

   • Part 1 of love & other drugs

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