Archive of Our Own ^beta

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tsukasa: oldest
kanade: second oldest
saki: middle
toya: youngest
(this might be canonically wrong idfk)

sometimes they each take turns making dinner when they’re parents are busy
tsukasa is actually pretty good at cooking
saki watched cooking tuts when she was in the hospital so she’s a GODDESS at cooking
toya tried making dinner and almost set the kitchen on fire
he can’t make dinner anymore lol
kanade just makes cup ramen…

toya brought akito home and told his siblings that they were dating
tsukasa was not very happy abt that (akito despises him bro)
saki was ECSTATIC like she fuckin JUMPED when she heard the news
kanade was like “ok” and gave akito the stink eye

game night!11
playing mario party
tsukasa is absolutely RAGING like bro is pissed fr
saki is just as pissed and is throwing slurs all OVER the place
pillows are being thrown (and joycons and a lot of dangerous things)
oh and toya is juts liek
“guys violence is not the answer 🥺this isnt u and saki you can’t call him that”
in some cases toya joins in the pillow fight bc he doesn’t understnad that the oterh2 are fighting he thinks its just a pillow fight
kanade is there recording (and winning while the others fight)

ok a bit of a ruikasa hc but 😍
tsukasa and rui are just in his room chilling (and making out a little yknow their mischevious shenanigans) and saki walks in with a tray of snacks and stops and juts takes it in like

“BRO BRO WE GOT THOSE GLUTEN FREE OREOS U ASKED FO-”
“...........”
“SAKI IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LI-”
“KAAAAANAAAAADEEEEEE GET UR ASS IN HERE”

quick oneshot that came to mind

“SAKIII!” Tsukasa’s voice bellowed from below. “I’m heading over to Rui’s, if you need anything I can grab it on the way back!”

“Oh yeah, can you grab me some pads? It’s that time of the week..” Saki sighed.

Wait.
This is her chance.
Her chance to mess with her brother.

“Make sure to grab the lemon flavored ones!”

Tsukasa stood for a second. Flavors??
How would that even work? Actually, maybe he doesn’t wanna know.

“I gotchu!!”

a few hours later

“See you at school, Rui!!!” Tsukasa waved.
“Fufu, it’ll be my honor, my star!”

As Tsukasa hopped back in the car, he remembered Saki’s request.

Once he arrived at Walmart, Tsukasa began his journey!!!

“Lemon flavored…”

Tsukasa had bought pads for Saki, Kanade, and their mother several times before when going on errands. He had just never known about the flavors they come with.

Wait… did his family not tell him about the flavors because they knew he wouldn’t understand?
WAS HE DEPRIVING THE WOMEN IN HIS HOUSEHOLD THE TASTE OF PADS???

Now, more determined than before, Tsukasa knew he had to get these lemon pads like the big brother, eldest son, and feminist he is.

He spotted a package of yellow pads and closely inspected it. “Hmmm, these don’t have the flavor written anywhere…”

Running up to a random employee, he screamed:

“EXCUSE ME SIR! WHERE ARE YOUR LEMON FLAVORED PADS? MY BELOVED SISTER SAKI IS IN NEED OF THEM!” which earned him SO many weird looks.

Tsukasa was louder than the loudspeaker that was announcing a restock of toilet paper in Aisle 2.

in aisle 2

“Saki?” An hummed to herself while restocking the toilet paper. “She’s Oddball #1’s little sis…”

ok back to the pad aisle

The employee stood there, confused. “......What?”

Oh, he must not have heard him. I SAAAIIID,” he repeated even louder, “MY SISTER NE-”

”STOP STOP STOP.” The employee panicked. “DON’T repeat yourself. Uhm, whatever you’re asking for, we don’t have.”

“That cannot be true….you’re just out of stock!”

“Fine. Go look for yourself.”

“Understood, thank you, kind sir!!!” Tsukasa grinned and continued his search.

10 minutes later, Tsukasa starts tearing up. Should he just get normal ones and head back home?

No.

He needs to prove the others wrong.
He needs Saki, Kanade, and their mother to enjoy their bloody weeks to the fullest.

Sighing, Tsukasa pulls out his phone and facetimes Nene.
“What is it this time,” he hears a familiar exasperated voice call out through the screen.
“Nene… I *sniff* can’t find the- the LEMON PADS *sobs*”
“....Wipe that snot off. What the FUCK are you talking about??”
“SAKI ASKED F-F-FOR THE LEMON PADS!!! I called you because I thought you could help me and save my dignity..”
“She’s messing with you.”
“.................”

back home

“I’M HOME.”
“OMG Kasa did you get the p- THE FUCK??”
Saki was interrupted by Tsukasa who threw the package at her.

okok wait tenma road trip 😱

saki packing all the snacks and shit except she’ll overpack like

toya: saki didn’t u pack some snacks? i’d like some oreos plz!!

saki: omg ofcc bro! do u want the regular oreos or the cookie and cream ones or maybe the gummy bear ones, oh i even got the orange ones wait i think i brought the birthday cake oreos too and oh i brought the kettle corn oreos but i forgot to bring the cherry cola oreos so they’re at home rn 🙁

kanade: what the fuck

tsukasa: can you burn the orange ones

toya: i’ll take them 😍

tsukasa def in the drivers seat and saki in the front
toya and kanade are playing uno in the backseat except it’s getting heated (except it’s toya and kanade so they’ll be pissed but not pissed but also pissed pissed)

kanade: aha, good move.
toya: i know! i didn’t know i had that many skip cards in the shuffle!!
kanade: maybe I should’ve shuffled them this time…!
toya: oh, thanks for the +4.
kanade: anything for my little bro.
tsukasa: guyss u good back there??
toya+kanade: NEVER BEEN BETTER.

wait i’ve been writing this without deciding where they would even go uhhhh
OMGOMG HEAR ME OUT

tsukasa and saki are belting california girls at the top of their lungs while kanade records
omg idk if this is out of character but after listening to shanti what if toya does like a little freestyle in the middle 💀

and when they go to the beach

kanade is sitting in the shade avoiding sunlight AT ALL COSTS
like that mf is screeching and hissing silently on the towel eating cup ramen they got from the gas station

saki is making a sandcastle with like 20 tools she brought

tsukasa and toya are playing around in the water (aka tsukasa splashing water at toya and him just 😣
oh and tsukasa would also make toya take pics of him in the water for like insta or something bc “a star will never stop shining no matter where they are!”
and saki would come over like “NONONO you’re doing it ALL WRONG.” and she’d take selfies and pics of toya and tsukasa and kanade in the shade
speaking of kanade saki would go DRAG her out of there so they could all take a photo

anyways that’s all for nowww sxdrcftvgybhunji ty for reading !!!!!!!

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“KAAAANAAAADEEEE!!” an airy voice sing-songed from outside the front door. “WE BROUGHT CHEESECAKE!! Let us IN or I'll gobble it all up out here,” another voice followed.

After a small click, the door finally opened to reveal the one and only Kana-
“OH, HELLO THERE!!!! PLEASE COME IN!!” A tall blondie ushered the 3 teens inside and sat them down. “WOULD YOU LIKE ANY REFRESHMENTS? WE HAVE TEA, GREEN TEA, ICED GREEN TEA, MATCHA GREEN TE-”
“I’m sorry Tenma-kun, but may you please lower your voice?” Mafuyu shot a smile at Tsukasa.
“She’s right, Tsukasa-senpai,” Mizuki laughed.
Ena rolled her eyes, now realizing what Akito had to deal with on a daily basis. “So where’s Kanade?”

Tsukasa cleared his throat awkwardly. “Ah! Yes, Kanade is upstairs in her room, composing I suppose.”

The three immediately rushed up the stairs and knocked on the door with the sticky note that said, “do not enter”. It was obvious who this room belonged to.

Mafuyu rushed in and flopped onto Kanade’s bed, immediately dropping her smile from before. “God, his voice was practically echoing into the fucking sky,” she said, putting her hand onto her forehead.

“Don’t be rude, Yuki. Cheesecake?” Ena handed Mizuki a fork and started splitting portions for everyone.

“Kanadeeeee,” Mizuki whined, poking their finger at Kanade who was very focused on the screen in front of her. “Come onnnn, have some cheesecake!!”

“Shut up. I’m farming for artifacts.”
Mafuyu sighed and got off the bed, heading towards Kanade and whispering in her ear.
“Get your ass out of that chair or I'm telling my mother that I'm quitting music forever.”

Kanade sat up and motioned to Ena. “Cheesecake.”

Mizuki checked their phone and took a bite. “Hey, shouldn’t we head to Sekai and give Miku and the others some cheesecake?”

“Ohh, that’s a good idea,” Ena nodded her head and took out her phone. “Let’s go gu-”

All of a sudden, Tsukasa burst in with a tray of snacks and beverages (he felt bad after their previous interaction as well).

“HAAAAAHAHAHAHA, TSUKASA TENMA IS HERE TO SERVE OUR BELOVED GUE-”

But it had been too late. “SHIT-” Ena couldn’t stop herself in time before pressing the play button.

A blinding light enveloped the room before the atmosphere changed and all 5 teens had been teleported into Empty Sekai.

“-STS! WHAT THE FUCK”. Tsukasa spun around in a circle to take in his current environment. “What the fuck.”

Kanade’s jaw slightly dropped. “...This is all a dream..” she spoke in a monotone voice and started to wave her arms around Tsukasa.

Mafuyu spotted Miku in the distance and motioned for her to come over. Miku stood behind her, unsure of who the new guy was. “Miku, don’t worry. He’s Kanade’s brother.”

“Miku..? But I thought Miku was…” Tsukasa thought out loud.

“WELCOME TO THE EMPTY SEKAI!!!” Mizuki awkwardly laughed and did jazz hands. “This is Miku! Y’know, the virtual singer?”

“Sekai…? YOU TOO?”

“Uth…thoo?” Ena walked over with cheesecake in her mouth. “Whad thu yew mean??”

a few mins later
“HUHH??” Mizuki exclaimed. “Jeez, now I wonder if there’s anyone ELSE I know with their own Sekai!”
Tsukasa nodded. “Anyways, this place is so different from what I’m used to. Like, how are there NOT talking plushies chasing you around or fun rides to go on??”
“DAMN. THAT SOUNDS HELLA FUN.” they responded, almost dropping their cheesecake.

Tsukasa and Mizuki continued their conversation while Kanade and Mafuyu headed back home (Mafuyu went to Kanade’s,) and Ena sat there listening in (and checking her twitter).

“Oh, it’s getting late. Rui is supposed to come over today and I need to make dinner.”
“Ooo, have fun on your date!!”
Ena chimed in. “Mizuki, you owe me a coffee, remember??”

a few hours later

“I’M HERE BITCHES!!!” Rui flung his keys (including a spare key to the Tenma household) onto the counter.
Toya immediately lit up and patted the cushion next to him on the sofa. “Mario Kart?”

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“GUYSS HURRY UP! I ALREADY SEE KIDS OUTSIDE!!!” Saki called out, a My Melody basket in hand. “THE GOOD CANDY IS GONNA BE TAKEN IF WE’RE NOT OUT THERE SOON.”

Toya slowly walked, well, wobbled, down the stairs in his giant inflatable cow suit. Until he tripped. “AAAAAAAAH”

“TOYA OH MY GOD”

He crashed, the suit slowly deflating as he lay there in defeat. “Sorry..” Toya somehow mumbled out. 

“SHUT UP AND LET ME GO GRAB AN ICE PACK.”

Kanade peeked out her door, checking out all the chaos. “Toya..?”

“HE FELL DOWN THE STAIRS AGAIN!!” (mari reference)

“Not again…”

♢♢♢♢♢

“Alright guys, are you ready to go trick-or-treating?!?!??!” Saki started to hype everyone up, Toya being the only one genuinely excited. “Yes!!”

“YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!!”

“YES!”

“Kanade, YOU GOTTA JOIN TOO!!!”

“Yay…!” she cheered weakly while raising a small fist in the air. “Where’s Tsukasa?”

Toya glanced upstairs. “Tsukasa? He’s staying home and handing out the candy again, I presume?”

A few loud crashes were heard from upstairs with Tsukasa stumbling out of his room. “ACTUALLY, MY DEAR BROTHER, I HAVE BEEN INVITED TO THE BIGGEST HALLOWEEN PARTY OF ALL TIME!!!”

“Are you and your troupe gonna watch scary movies at Emu’s place again??” Saki rolled her eyes. 

“OF COURSE NOT!! Because staying in on Halloween is for LOSERS!!! Me and Rui are going to a huge party for 3rd year students!” The blonde quickly went back into his room and dug around for a few seconds. The other three standing downstairs shared a quick glance. 

Tsukasa jumped back out, only to be wearing a giant inflatable star. “DOESN’T IT FIT?!?!”

“Uh…whatever you say, bro!! We’ll be heading out now BYE! Don’t forget to leave the candy bowl outside!!”

♢♢♢♢♢

Walking over to the address of the party, Tsukasa couldn’t help but smile to himself. His first high school party!!! It doesn’t matter that he’s never been invited to one before in ALL his years at Kamiyama… and that all his fellow classmates would avoid him when they see him in the halls!! 

What will the other guests wear? Would they like his outfit? Of COURSE they would, because it’s TSUKASA TENMA!!

He and Rui decided to meet up on the street of the house before entering together. “RUIII!” the star exclaimed. “You look splendid!! But where’s your costume?”

“Costume?” Rui furrowed his brows a bit before analyzing Tsukasa’s outfit. “Oh, haha… well, nobody really dresses up at Halloween parties…”

“What? But…it’s a HALLOWEEN party!!”

“Mhm…it doesn’t matter! Let’s just go.”

Tsukasa started to have some second thoughts…but it doesn’t matter! For he will be the MOST EXTRAVAGANT-LOOKING ONE THERE!! 

Right?

♢♢♢♢♢

“Hmmm… take one?” Saki read the sign on the plate of candy left outside the house they were at. “Must be a typo,” she shrugged while grabbing a handful.

“Saki..!” Toya sighed. She did this every year. “We need to be considerate to others.”

“Whatever you say, Todoroki,” Kanade muttered as she grabbed a KitKat from Saki’s handful. “Halfsies?”

Toya took his half. “Kanade, what’s your costume supposed to be?” 

The composer adjusted her witch hat. “A witch.”

“Sooo…what’s up with the sweats?” Saki giggled with a mouth full of chocolate.

“Witches need to be comfy.”

“Okay… HEY GUYS, WE SHOULD TAKE A SELFIE!” 

Saki positioned her phone in an upwards angle to capture the three of them. “Three, two, on- AAAAAAAHHHH”

A horn sounded behind the three Tenma’s, because they were standing in the middle of the damn road. 

The car behind them skidded to a stop, barely a few inches in front of Kanade. A ginger-haired boy sticks his head out of the passenger window. “GET OUT OF THE FUCKING ROAD!!” 

“Wh- AKITO!” Toya gleams and runs up to his side of the car. 

“Who’s driving this thing?? WE ALMOST GOT RUN OVER!!” Saki and Kanade rush up to the driver’s window, tapping against it. 

“Enanan.” Kanade knocks.

“KANADE?? What are you wearing?!”

“I could be asking you the same thing.” Kanade looked at the other up and down. “Is that…?”

“...yes. I’m a ketchup bottle. IS THAT A DAMN PROBLEM?!”

Akito lightly shoves his sister through his mustard costume’s armhole. “Yeah, ‘cause mustard is better.”

“You’re just saying that because of your ugly mustard-piss-colored streak in your hair.”

He flipped her off and turned around, smiling and continuing his conversation with Toya. 

“Cmon idiot, we have places to be. Stop being gay and let’s go.”

“Kill yourself. Anyways bye Toya <33” (he didn’t actually say the heart i just think he’d say it in a loving way)

“Uh. So more houses?” Saki grabbed the other two’s arms and dragged them to the next house.