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BEEP BEEP
Your phone alarm went off and it was now 3 AM! You look around to take in the dark surroundings as best you could. To no prevail... nothing. It was pitch black and you only had your flashlight. But just then.. ever so quietly you heard
Ba la lala , ba la lala , elmos world
"WHAT was that?!?" You shouted. Uh oh you didn't mean that aloud. This could cause unwanted attention. A look of pure peril shot across your face as you warily turned to face what you unwantedly summoned. IT WAS..... shrek? You stared at the surprisingly handsome being infront of you. He had a 8 pack at least! And he was holding a potion. He held it out for you with his delicately manicured green fingers. You took it and felt quite obliged to drink it.
" what happens when you drink the potion?! " you asked.
"After you drink it.. you turn into Ligma "
" What's Ligma? "
" find out.." He replied.
Your hands trembled violently as you brought the mysterious liquid to your lips * insert cupcake Gulp gulp gulp gulp noise * you looked up to see shrek pull a devious smirk...
"Lig...ma...balls..."
You gasped "EW NO YOU PERVERT" you shoved his muscular body away with all your mighty. And ran for your life. That's when you heard it again.
Ba la lala , ba la lala , elmos world
This time it was close! And you spotted a flash of red in the corner of your eye. You shon your flashlight to see what it was and then behind the boxes appeared an absolutely demented looking head with a ridiculously long shrivelled up neck. IT WAS ELMO, or rather a demonic one at that. The strange entity crawled on all fours atop the box like a spider and stared you dead in the eyes. It's head twisted and twitched I'm ways no human head normally would.
You frantically tried to come up with a way to make it out of this alive when it hit you. "BA LA LALA BA LALALAAAA" you screamed at the tops of your lungs attempting to communicate with elmo. Then something unexpected happend now the death stare turned into a deep Loving gaze. and as soon as you thought you had tamed the beast it gobbled you up and shatted you out again. Little did you this was the love language of an elmo creature. You felt the intamacy and fell in love with elmo and you kissed him.
9 months later....
You had kids with the elmo creature and they turned out to be like little furry gremlins. To your demise they turned out to be murderous little shits and killed you.
THE END