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    “Can I use your bathroom? I need to piss.”
    “Ugh, Hal,” Barry grimaced, his nose scrunching in disgust. “Don’t say it like that.”
    Hal had the audacity to roll his fucking eyes as he smirked wickedly. “What would you rather me say? Pee?” He crossed his arms, his eyes twinkling mischievously at the speedster’s unimpressed face. “Can I go pee-pee, Bar? Please?” He begged, pouting his lips as he clasped his hands together, entwining his fingers like a small child.
    Oh god.
    “Just go,” Barry groaned in mortification—he never wanted to hear Hal say the words “pee-pee” ever again—“You know where it is,” the speedster teased, pointing to the bathroom.

    OR: It's Halbarry week again and the author went insane when they frantically wrote this

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