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blades and lazers server created
AUTISM!: have fun y’all! :3
AUTISM! has left the server
ghostgrandpa: huh???
stupid ass alien: WHO ARE ALL OF YOU PEOPLE
Leader of the Foot: what is going on.
stupid ass ninja: OHHH MORE MULTIVERSE STUFF??? OKAY
blacksun: are you kidding me……not again
stupid ass ninja: oh..it’s you
The First: oh i have admin rights!
worldconqueror: interesting…
ghostgrandpa: ohhh more sakis
tekko-kagi rock: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm….
diamond dogs: ok so i didn’t expect a discord server to be how i discovered the multiverse???
eyepatch: the surprise is wearing off
stupid ass alien: ok so as far as i can tell this is a chatroom created by interdimensional means, and that summoned us all here?? I guess????
worldconqueror: ……are you another Krang?
stupid ass alien: yes???
worldconqueror: if a chatroom could be created, could you conceivably open a portal to another dimension?
stupid ass alien: i mean yeah sure
stupid ass alien: i’ve done it before
ghostgrandpa: DON’T LISTEN TO HIM
stupid ass ninja: yeah don’t be a stupid ass alien, krang
stupid ass alien: look who’s talking, stupid ass ninja
stupid ass ninja: YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
blacksun: are you two going to be like this the entire time?
stupid ass ninja: yeah probably
worldconqueror: FOOLS
worldconqueror: I NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS ACCURSED DIMENSION SO I CAN CONTINUE MY MIGHTY CRUSADE
tekko-kagi rock: wow sounds like somebody needs to take a nap
diamond dogs: so true
Leader of the Foot: i feel….tired just watching this.
blacksun: ah, a like minded soul
The First: just wanted to let you all know that other krang has been ranting for a few minutes
The First: i muted him. he doesn’t know
diamond dogs: LMAOOOO
ghostgrandpa: serves him right
eyepatch: HAH
ghostgrandpa: so
ghostgrandpa: we’re all versions of oroku saki and krang here, right?
stupid ass ninja: yeah
tekko-kagi rock: yep
blacksun: affirmative
stupid ass alien: that’s right!
ghostgrandpa: not sure who put us all together but i suppose we have to make the best of it
Leader of the Foot: oh joy.
blacksun: wheeeeeee.
ghostgrandpa: anyway
ghostgrandpa: did you know that i became the shredder through making a deal with an oni and donning a set of cursed armor that turned me into a feral demon for a couple centuries
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