Ophthalmophobia
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Old Cats, Young Dogs & Second Chances by Ophthalmophobia
Fandoms: Psychonauts (Video Games), Team Fortress 2
24 May 2026
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[AUDIO FILE: Available in the HEAD archives, dated 7th APR, 19XX]
[IN CONVERSATION: Forsythe. H (Second Head of the Psychonauts), Conagher. D (Potential Senior Engineer of the Motherlobe). OTHER SIGNIFICANT MENTIONS: Pauling, F. (Potential Second Head Assistant).
TOPIC: Re: clarification on unspecified statistics within personal files.
CLEARANCE LEVEL: Only Truman, Hollis & Dell are allowed to read or listen to this entry. If anyone else is found with this file, the consequences will be severe, including but not limited to: memory erasure, termination of employment.
04/07/19XX, 09:35AM, HOURS:MINUTES:SECONDS.]
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This is for a self-indulgent TF2 x Psychonauts au where Pauling & Engie begin to work at the Psychonauts together after comic 7. -
Now that Flo, she's back in town by Ophthalmophobia
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, Portal (Valve Video Games)
26 Dec 2025
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After missing every Smissmas and only ever sending a turkey over to avoid confronting her problems, Flo forgets to send over the turkey once Smissmas and panics. Chell, ever the problem-solver, figures out a solution that kills two birds with one stone (two turkeys with one stone?).
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NOT FINISHED/IN PROGRESS. Tags will only update to include platonic dynamics that aren't featured in the first chapter.
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In Fifteen Years by Ophthalmophobia
Fandoms: Homestar Runner, Team Fortress 2, Sam & Max (Video Games), Poker Night at the Inventory (Video Game)
16 Jun 2025
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Fifteen years ago in The Inventory, a deal was made. Three friends would reunite at the very same location after The Inventory's renovations and personal life-altering events to catch up.
And, with a suggestion by Strong Bad, they begin to plot a new scheme.
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I’ve never done this before (With someone like you) by Ophthalmophobia
Fandoms: Club Penguin
09 Apr 2025
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Rookie learns something new about sharks, JPG and the reason why he has three days off a month.
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This was meant to be a joke idea but I'm really proud of how the writing turned out actually.
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We've buried ourself in paperwork (Instead of planting seeds) by Ophthalmophobia
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, Portal (Video Game)
09 Nov 2024
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Miss Pauling is sent on a mission to investigate the abandoned 'Aperture Science' testing facility. Rumors say that it was filled with futuristic technology and the Administrator was eager to learn more.
Miss Pauling soon finds out the 'futuristic technology' is dangerous - and quite possibly alive.
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