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  1. you've gotta be kitten me by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies)  

    26 Aug 2023

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    The universe sends Sam a sign when “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough” pops up on his shower playlist that morning. That’s the world’s way of telling him he’s on the right path. Today, the buildup crescendos. Today, his dreams—daydreams and actual dreams alike—are going to come true.

     

    Today, he’s going to climb Steve Rogers like the golden, muscular, six-foot-whatever mountain that he is.

     

    (Sam has big plans. Unfortunately, so does the ex-assassin he and Steve have been fruitlessly chasing for months.)

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