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1. Shizun, Don’t Touch That! by qu_ilinn

   Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M, Multi
   • Complete Work

   26 Aug 2023

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   • Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Liu Qingge/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Liu Qingge/Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Liu Qingge/Luo Binghe
   • Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Luo Binghe
   • Liu Qingge
   • Anal Sex
   • Spitroasting
   • Aphrodisiacs
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Public Sex
   • Oral Sex
   • Double Penetration
   • Creampie
   • everyone send up a prayer for sqq’s butthole
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • in the sense of system induced hentai wife plots
   • the level of maturity of this fic is on the same level as bad porn plots
   • Bad communication during sex
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • POV Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Comedy
   • Romance
   • Fluff
   • Post-Canon

   Summary

   Shen Qingqiu touches a jade cicada dildo, accidentally activating a double penetration sidequest from the System. Oh no! Whatever shall he do? Good thing Luo Binghe and a certain shidi are around to help him out. Written for the Dreaming of Spring Shizun zine!

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