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Soap watching Frozen with his nieces for the hundredth time.
They're obsessed about it.
But of course he would just be Soap about it and sing to the top of his lungs:
"Fuck it all, fuck it aaalll, don't give a shit any moooore!!!"
And they would try to scream louder he was singing it wrong.
"It's LET IT GO, uncle John!!"
"Yeah!! You're singing it wrong!!"
"FLIP THE TABLES, SCREW YOU ALLLLL"
"IT'S TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOR!"
Then they would start running around the house screaming.
"I DON'T TAKE THIS BULLSHIT ANYMOOOOOOORE"
"JOHN FOR GOD'S SAKE STOP TEACHING THEM BAD THINGS!"
His ma would scream from the kitchen.
"DON'T SCREAM WITH UNCLE JOHN GRANDMA!!"
"YEAH! HE'S JUST DUMB!"
And Soap would just pick them up under each arm, running around the backyard.
"I DON'T GIVE A FUUUUUCK!"
Both his nieces laughing so hard their belies hurt.
Just another fine day at the MacTavish.