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1. insert poetic lyric here by f1shcat

   Fandoms: Lockwood & Co. - Jonathan Stroud  

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   02 Sep 2023

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   • Anthony Lockwood
   • Lucy Carlyle
   • George Cubbins | George Karim
   • Quill Kipps
   • Holly Munro
   • Flo Bones
   • The Skull (Lockwood & Co.)
   • Crack
   • Kind Of
   • but also like knowing them they’d actually do this
   • idk how to tag this
   • do i tag this as tv for exposure orrrr
   • wasn’t written with tv in mind but it works ig?
   • if i tag this as tv it implies kipps is tall and lockwood doesn’t have curls
   • ah whatevs

   Summary

   It was nearly night, if I recall correctly, and Lockwood and Co (and Kipps) was appreciating its time to relax when Flo stomped her way into 35 Portland Row covered in about the amount of grime you’d expect. She swung open the door without even bothering to ring the bell, shoved her key to the house into her pocket, and started mumbling something about a relicman taking advantage of her hard work when she left to go take a piss and how she hoped old Suzy or whoever woke up early and strangled that arsehole the second he turned around and how she spent hours looking for that stupid fucking thing in the first place and it was hers fair and square.
   Which didn’t make much sense to us either.
   ~
   the working title for this was CRACK AUCTION HELL YEAH, if that means anything to you.

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