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  1. Thieves in the Temple by ,

    Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)  

    03 Sep 2023

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    Ed Teach has been down on love since the day his co-captain (and secret lover) walked out on him and their wedding planning business and went back to his fiancée.

    What better way to respond than to start a new company that dramatically crashes and wrecks weddings instead? Reluctant bride or groom? Ed and his team can take care of the situation, no awkward confessions required, all costs covered by insurance.

    Then, an anonymous client hires them to break up the big day of one Stede Bonnet and Mary Allamby. There’s only one problem: Stede’s the ex-everything, and there’s a firm no-exes policy for a reason. This one time, Ed’s going to make an exception, and they’ll go harder than they ever have before to make this day the worst (or maybe best?) of Stede’s life…

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