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The camera pans over to the infamous host of Total Drama who seems to be in front of an airport
“Season three of total drama folks! The world is gonna be mine, sea to shining sea!” Said the middle aged man aka Chris McLean “Sadly i’m forced to share my world with a three ring traveling teen freak show” he said as the teal bus lurched to a stop presumably holding said freak show
“They’ll be competing all around the globe for another million dollars!” He said, emphasising the million dollars
Footsteps were heard walking out of the bus as Chris began to introduce this seasons cast, “So lets meet our players! Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Gwen, Leshawna!” All of the mentioned contestants walked in front of the camera smiling and waving well until Heather stopped causing Gwen to bump into her
“Argh! Are there reserved seats? I.E can I have one not behind Heathers pony hair ponytail?!” Asked the loner which caused the raven haired girl to scowl, “Um my extensions are human hair!”
“You learn something new everyday” Duncan said smugly causing Gwen to crack up before she and the punk stared in each others eyes making Courtney scowl at the two hot topic shoppers
Chris began introducing the next batch of contestants soon after the dispute, “Lindsay!” The blonde bombshell walked out blowing a kiss to the camera seeming to be the only one leaving as the next contestants mentioned have yet to appear, “Owen, DJ, and Harold!” A beat passed “Guys?” The first two mentioned soon appeared with the latter having to be held by the former “Sweet strawberry preserves NOO!” Cried the lovable island winner “He’s afraid of flying remember?” Explained DJ, the gentle giant
Harold soon appeared speaking some mad facts “aerophobia, from the latin as opposed to aeronautophobia, the fear of air sickness!” Noah stepped down next already ready with a witty remark to Harolds, “Keep up with the fascinating facts and i’m gonna be aeronausious all over you” Said the eighthead cynic “And returning favourites, Noah, Cody, and-“ But the host soon got cut off from a new voice in the bus,
“Yo yo yo this years winner is in the house!” Exclaimed Ezekiel “Or bus? I mean runway! Wheres the plane eh?” Asked the homeschooler “I know right lets fly! Wooo!” Said Izzy, the psycho hose beast, as she jumped on the formers shoulders “Watch out!” Cried Ezekiel as they fell over
“Yep Izzy’s back!” Exclaimed Chris “Also returning this season, Tyler, and the co host of total drama aftermath, Bridgette” The two mentioned tripped over their fellow contestants and piled over each other “Yo Chris you forgot to introduce me!” Cried Ezekiel from the bottom of the pile “Ugh, and Ezekiel” The host said with zero enthusiasm but it soon returned as he prepared to introduce a twist to the contestants and the audience
“And now to mix things up and keep it all fresh we’re adding two new competitors!” The contestants perked up at this announcement as if they were not on the same bus as them
“She’s an honor roll student with a diplomat for a dad and the amazing ability to charm the pants off of most species! Sierra!” He said as a tall and remarkably gorgeous girl walked out of the bus, she wore a deep red top with black dress pants and black boots with long purple and brown hair tied in a bubble braid
“Perhaps I could be of assistance?” She said to the pile of contestants in front of her, she first lifted up Izzy and Bridgette who looked flustered at the girl in front of them, “Wowee” said Izzy “I like boys!” Cried Bridgette to which Sierra chuckled to before lifting up Ezekiel and Tyler “And you two gentlemen, please allow me” The two gentlemen in question had a similar response as the girls, “Wow eh!” Ezekiel said “I have a girlfriend dude!” Exclaimed Tyler
“And he’s a sugar addicted super fan with 23 total drama blogs, Alejandro!” Chris said as fast steps were heard from the bus and an excited boy looking to be from latin descent walked out, he wore a white and red baseball t-shirt bearing the TD logo on the top corner of the chest paired with blue jeans and red sneakers
“Oh Dios mío! This is the best day of my life ever!!” Exclaimed the hyper boy before he started hyperventilating for a bit “Anybody have a paper bag I can breathe into?” He said before gasping and running to his favourite contestant of all time “Heather I dreamt of meeting you!” The latino said before realising said girls annoyed face and walking a few steps back
“How could anyone want to see that wicked witch?” Whispered Leshawna who was next to Gwen, “Maybe it was actually a nightmare” snickered Gwen but the conversation died as the sound of a wheezing old plane made its way near them
“What the?!” Cried Duncan as a massive plane bearing Chris’s face on it appeared “Excuse me but i’d like to express some concern about the safety of our plane?” Said Courtney looking up the monstrosity they had to call home for the next few weeks
“Relax its perfectly safe!” Said Chris as a piece of the plane fell off “Now boarding!” Much to the horror of the shows lovable lunchbox “NO! I can’t ride in that, call the United Nations, call a cab, call my mom! No I can’t do this, this is unethicaa..” His cries fell short as he was hit in the head with a pan by the host with the most “mommy..” Owen said before dropping to the ground and passing out
“Anyone else got a problem with it?” Chris asked
“Nope!”
“Love it!”
“Dibs on the window seat!”
Chris looked satisfied with those answers “Now boarding, on a voyage to a million big ones!” Chris exclaimed before pointing at the camera “We’re saving you a first class seat with all the action, right here on TOTAL. DRAMA. WORLD TOUR!!” Chris said singing the last few words
“Seriously?” Asked Duncan