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Part 1 of The (Mis)Adventures of the Straight Ally in Making All the Girls Gay
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2023-09-08
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2023-09-10
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Pushing the Gay Agenda

Summary:

The Straight Ally is an interdimensional traveler who supports gay rights, and he won't stop until all his favorite fictional couples (they're all gay couples of course, 'cause straight relationships are yucky!) get together with each other.

Is he gay? Not a chance in hell!
Does he want all of his favorite female characters to be in lesbian relationships? Fuck yeah!

Notes:

This is kind of a self-satire, cuz I always try to find a femslash ship to support whenever I discover a show. If one of the female characters in the ship is already canonically attracted to men, I will just consider her bisexual or pansexual and ship her with another female character anyway.

If the female character already canonically has a girlfriend, I scour the internet to find fanart of them being a cute couple so I can fawn over them like kittens and puppies. If not, I do the same with her and the girl I ship her with.

Also, I feel like I'm slowing down a bit on the more serious fics, so this is kind of a palette cleanser.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: The Canon Couples

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

The Straight Ally stepped out of his portal into the Boiling Isles. He looked around and saw two girls walking with each other.

The girls in question were Luz Noceda, the canonically bisexual (as confirmed by Dana Terrace, creator of The Owl House) main female character on The Owl House, and Amity Blight, a canonically lesbian (also confirmed by Dana Terrace) supporting female character in the same show.

The Straight Ally marched up to them.

"Luz Noceda! Amity Blight!"

Hearing their full names being called, Luz and Amity turned around. Amity, seeing a man marching towards them aggressively, got into a defensive stance.

"Who the hell are you?! What're you doing?!"

The Straight Ally struck a pose and declared, "I am the Straight Ally, I travel the multiverse, and I am here to DEMAND that you two girls DATE EACH OTHER!"

Luz and Amity blinked and looked at each other. Then they burst into laughter. The Straight Ally was confused.

"What? What's so funny? Luz, don't tell me you're already dating some man!"

They laughed even harder and pointed at him, so he was forced to sit down and wait for them to finish. When they finally finished expelling their mirth and stood up, Luz grabbed Amity's chin and pulled her in for a kiss. When their lips separated, Luz and Amity turned to the Straight Ally.

"Does that answer your question?" Luz asked, as Amity nuzzled into her chest and mumbled 'boobies'.

The Straight Ally answered, "Yes, that means my work here is complete! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!"

He then struck a pose and opened another portal and jumped through it, automatically closing it behind him.

Luz and Amity facepalmed; today was already their 1-year anniversary as girlfriends.

Emboldened by his success on The Owl House, the Straight Ally decided to "push the gay agenda" on She-Ra: Princess of Power next. He missed by 33 years and ended up going into She-Ra and the Princesses of Power instead.

Adora was sitting peacefully on a cliff humming some random tune when she heard a portal open behind her. A man came out of the portal and, apropos of nothing, yelled at her.

"Adora! Don't you DARE marry Sea Hawk! You must date Catra instead!"

Adora blinked, then shrugged.

"Sure."

"Wait, really? Well, that was easy."

After the Straight Ally left, Catra walked up behind Adora with two ice cream cones. She sat down next to Adora, handed one of the cones to her, and nuzzled into her while purring.

Notes:

By the way, Sea Hawk actually has another girlfriend in She-ra 2018, but that's such an obscure detail that a surface-level viewer like the Straight Ally wouldn't know.