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The Straight Ally was sitting in his couch eating pizza when he decided to watch season 2 of the Ghost and Molly McGee. As soon as he saw Molly falling in love with Ollie Chen in the first episode, he took a while to process it, but then jumped off the couch and shouted.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
He immediately shot a portal into the Molly McGee universe and went through it.
Arriving in Brighton, the Straight Ally saw it was nighttime. He also saw a weird green light in Molly McGee's room. Teleporting into the room, he saw that the light was coming from a helmet strapped to Molly's head. There was also some guy standing beside Molly's bed watching the helmet do whatever it was doing to Molly.
He whispered, "Psst, hey! Whaddaya doin' here?" to the mysterious man, who then teleported both of them out onto the street.
The mysterious man started monologuing. "I am the Homophobe, an interdimensional knight serving the Kingdom of God and the Church of Jesus Christ. As per my title, I shall eradicate homosexuality from every reality, fictional and otherwise. I have heard of your works, Straight Ally, and I will undo them. For as long as I live, the Spirit of the Lord works through me."
The Homophobe looked around to see that the Straight Ally was already gone, having teleported back into Molly's room.
Back in Molly's room, the Straight Ally saw a screen on the helmet that said "Sexual Orientation: 40% Male, 60% Female". As he began to take the helmet off, the Homophobe teleported behind him and attempted to suplex him, but he was too fat and ended up knocking out the Homophobe as soon as they both fell down. The Straight Ally got up and went back over to the helmet, which now said "Sexual Orientation: 41% Male, 59% Female". He removed the helmet from Molly's head, put it on the Homophobe's head, then teleported both of them out of the room.
The screen now read "Sexual Orientation: 1% Male, 99% Female".
After ditching the Homophobe somewhere in the multiverse with the helmet still on, the Straight Ally went to the future again to make sure Molly still ended up with Libby. Fortunately, they did eventually start dating, but not before a brief period where Molly had dated Ollie.
"Oh well, I guess it's better than them not dating at all."