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1. Performance of a Lifetime by 2littletime707

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   11 Sep 2023

   Tags

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   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • intoxicated Crowley
   • Sick Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Laudanum
   • Overdosing
   • Caretaking

   Summary

   Crowley is a demon – he lies. And he’s good at it.

   He tells Aziraphale and Elspeth that the laudanum isn’t enough to kill him and they believe him. Then he tries to convince Hell that he drank the laudanum because of a craving. Unfortunately, Hell doesn’t trust anybody and demands proof. He is returned to the graveyard with all the laudanum in his system, unable to miracle himself sober.

   Overdosing on laudanum and in danger of discorporation, Aziraphale is his only hope.

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   English

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