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i don’t see what anyone can see in anyone else, but you

Summary:

just a stupid fic about taylor’s albums texting and posting random shit in twitter for fun

title from anyone else but you by the moldy peaches

Chapter 1

Summary:

im the best: she’s liek fucking in love with u wtf

 

certified hater (softie): shut up no she’s not

 

i’m the best: k

Notes:

everyone’s users !!!!

rep - @dontspeaktome / certified hater (softie)

lover - @pinkandpooldays / certified lover girl

speak now - @fumbledrealhard / i hate old men

fearless - @threwachairoffstage / head first into danger

debut - @mightveslashedhistires / i love fire!

midnights - @eithercryingorhigh / i’m probably high

1989 - @certifiednygirly / i’m the best

folklore - @imemogoodbye / i am the dictionary

evermore - @sadgirlautumn / THE fall girl

red - @mendisgustme / heartbroken era

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

black is hot @dontspeaktome

are folklore and evermore actually two different people bc they’re both emo and ugly asf 

 

butterfly lover @pinkandpooldays

replying to @dontspeaktome

why can’t you just be nice for once 

 

black is hot @dontspeaktome

replying to @pinkandpooldays

no

 

butterfly lover @pinkandpooldays

replying to @dontspeaktome

but do you know how cute you’d be if you were nice

 

black is hot @dontspeaktome

replying to @pinkandpooldays

no

 


rep —> 1989

1:25 pm

 

certified hater (softie): oh my god 

certified hater (softie): does she think i’m cute 

certified hater (softie): 1989 holy shit im shaking does she think im cute 

 

im the best: LMFOAO UR SO EMBARRASSING 

im the best: why wouldn’t she 

im the best: she’s liek fucking in love with u wtf 

 

certified hater (softie): shut up no she’s not 

 

i’m the best: k 

i’m the best: omfg did you see that fucking ugly guy she went out with the other day 

 

certified hater (softie): wtf are you talking about 

certified hater (softie): what guy 

 

(1:29 pm) 

 

certified hater (softie): WHAT FUCKING GUY 1989 

certified hater (softie): WHO DID SHE GO OUT WITH 

 

(1:34 pm) 

 

certified hater (softie): man fuck u i’m calling debut and making a search for this man 

 

im the best: um why would u need to call debut for that

im the best: we all know ur a weirdo stalker

 

certified hater (softie): i’m not gonna slash his tires myself 

 

i’m the best: LMFAO 💀

i’m the best: GTFOOOO 

 

certified hater (softie): BRO FUCK U YOIRE SO ANNOYING 1989 I LITERALLY HATE YOU 

 

im the best: stfu i lied to see ur reaction 

i’m the best: lover literally said she wanted your babies because you two would make such cute babies 

 

certified hater (softie): ur lying stfu there’s no way she said that

 

im the best: die 

i’m the best: ok bye tho cause i’m leaving for ny rn 

 

certified hater (softie): wth r u in the airport rn 

 

im the best: no we’re taking off rn 

 

certified hater (softie): GIRL WHAT 

 

im the best: SHUT UP GO KISS UR WOMAN xxx 

 


black is hot @dontspeaktome 

petition to get rid of 1989 for good i’m sick of her 

 

i am new york @certifednygirly

replying to @dontspeaktome

i was just trying to help 

 

black is hot @dontspeaktome

replying to @certifiednygirly

which ended up doing the opposite 

 

butterfly lover @pinkandpooldays

replying to @dontspeaktome

omg do u need help with smth rep? 

 

i am new york @certifednygirly

replying to @pinkandpooldays

broooo rep she’s literally in love w you i swear 

 

black is hot @dontspeaktome

replying to @certifiednygirly

first don’t call me that, second stfu 

 

fearless! @threwachairoffstage

replying to @dontspeaktome

why are you only nice to lover and why is she the only one who can call u rep are you a gay 

 

yeehaw or smth @mightveslasheshistires

replying to @threwachairoffstage

REPUTATION YOURE WHAT. 

 

black is hot @dontspeaktome

replying to @threwachairoffstage

fearless now wjat the hell is ur problem. no and now u got debut started look what you made me do

 

am i high @eithercryingorhigh

replying to @dontspeaktome

i bet you thought u were so clever 

 

butterfly lover @pinkandpooldays

replying to @eithercryingorhigh

idk about clever but she’s def smart

 

butterfly lover @pinkandpooldays

replying to @pinkandpooldays

and pretty sexy if you ask me 

 


🔒 lover fan account @idontlikelover

oh my god she just called me sexy 

 


🔒 lover fan account @idontlikelover

guys i am literally the sexiest person ever

 

taylor come back @fumbledrealhard

replying to @idontlikelover

you say shit like this and then get all defensive if someone asks if you like lover as if it isn’t obvious af that ur like completely in love with her 

 

🔒 lover fan account @idontlikelover

replying to @fumbledrealhard

delete this 

 


were so hot 

1:45 pm 

 

certified hater (softie): i hate all of you 

 

i hate old men: awh even you’re baby lover 🥺 

 

certified hater (softie): delete this now. 

certified hater (softie): delete it before she sees it 

certified hater (softie): SPEAK NOW DELETE IT 

 

i hate old men: shut up im not scared of you 

 

certified lover: awwww guys rep and i are just friends! 

certified lover: love you though <3

 


rep —> 1989 

1:49 pm 

 

certified hater (softie): oh my god she’s driving me insane 

 

im the best: REPUTATION LIKES LOVERRRR 

im the best: lovutation? reputever? 

im the best: idk but power couple vibes 😝 

 

certified hater (softie): i seriously hate you 

 


we’re so hot 

1:52 pm 

 

certified hater (softie): yeah yeah ur cool ig 

 

im the best: she’s saying she loves you 

 

certified hater (softie): how would you even know 

 

im the best: im ur bsf? 

 

certified lover: nuh uh 

 

certified hater (softie): 1989 i don’t even like you

 

im the best: remember what u said earlier? 

 

certified hater (softie): oh 

 

i’m probably high: wtf is giing on i’m hgih

 

i love fire!: seriously

i love fire!: why are u never sober 

i love fire!: y’all are freaky 

i love fire!: rep in love with lover, rep gay, rep is insane, evermore is here 

 

THE fall girl: what’d i do 

 

certified hater (softie): exist

certified hater (softie): HEY IM NOT GAY

 

i love fire!: “omg lover is so fine she needs to break up with her ugly ass boyfriend and get with me instead” ??

 

certified hater (softie): i never said that 

 

i hate old men: you quite literally did 

 

i am the dictionary: reputation you did say that a couple years ago

 

certified lover girl: aww rep ur so cute 

 


black is hot @dontspeaktome

that’s it i’m committing 

 

taylor come back @fumbledrealhard

replying to @dontspeaktome

oh ur finally asking lover out?

 

black is hot @dontspeaktome

replying to @fumbledrealhard

no i’m kms

 

evermore = fall @sadgirlautumn

replying to @dontspeaktome

thank fuck 


yeehaw or smth @mightveslashedhistires

has anyone seen my bf 

 

fearless! @threwachairoffstage

replying to @mightveslashedhistires

GIRL WHAT BF 😭😭😭😭 

 

yeehaw or smth @mightveslashedhistires

replying to @threwachairoffstage

shut the hell up at least i don’t have a crush on speak now

 

taylor come back @fumbledrealhard

replying to @mightveslashedhistires

WHAT 

 


fearless —> debut 

2:35 pm 

 

head first into danger: DEBUT I TOLD YOU THAT IN CONFIDENCE 

 

i love fire!: and you knew damn well i can’t keep my mouth shut 

i love fire!: loser 

 

head first into danger: i hate you 

head first into danger: at least i can drive a truck 

 

i love fire!: THATS NOT EVEN FUNNY 

 

head first into danger: NEITHER WAS SAYING I USED TO HAVE A CRUSH ON SPEAK NOW 

 

i love fire!: USED?

i live fire!: don’t even you still do

 

head first into danger: and so what if i do

 

i love fire! took a screenshot of the chat!

 

head first into danger: I HATE YOU. 

Notes:

as of rn only rep’s priv is in thid and if u couldn’t tell it’s ‘lover fan account @idontlikelover’ !!!!!!

 

umm yeah so i’ve been kinda working on this more than my pjo fic… sorry? idk i’m very bad at committing to things sooo…