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1. The Reeling is Mutual by Tartan_Temptation

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   16 Jan 2026

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Harriet Dowling
   • Thaddeus Dowling
   • Anathema Device
   • Madame Tracy
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Escort Crowley
   • sex worker Crowley
   • client Aziraphale
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • Non-Descriptive Mentions of Crowley/Others
   • Crowley Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens)
   • Healthy Communication
   • Acquaintences to Paid FWBs to Lovers
   • Saccharine Smut
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Wealthy Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • They Actually Talk To Each Other Lol
   • There Was Only One Bed
   • Touch-Starved Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Touch-Starved Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Sort Of
   • Starved for Touch that Wasn't Paid For
   • No Angst
   • fucking while pining
   • Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale is a Tease (Good Omens)
   • excessive blushing
   • Crowley is a Sweetheart (Good Omens)
   • alternate endings
   • Just a whole lot of casual day drinking you know how it is

   Summary

   Crowley has figured out how to shift being an escort into Easy Mode. His plan is to coast along for a year or two while he spins up something more long term. Unfortunately, the universe has plans of its own.

   Aziraphale stares down the barrel of another string of high-falutin family fêtes, and decides he wants to shake things up this year. An opportunity arises that allows him to do just that.

   *slaps the roof of this fic* this bad boy can fit so many tropes in it! We've got Escort AU, we've got fake/pretend relationship. Only one bed! Fucking while pining! Idiots in love! Quotes from the show! Anathema being exasperated! Not a lot of angst! If you're looking for something to heal you from season two, I highly suggest you check it out.

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   English

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