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1. Targaryen Bullshit & Other Assorted Planetosi Nonsense by S_Shadowmage97

   Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/F, F/M, M/M
   • Work in Progress

   26 Sep 2023

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Who Knows At This Point? - Relationship
   • Daemon Targaryen/Rhaenyra Targaryen
   • Daemon Targaryen/Laena Velaryon (Daughter of Corlys)
   • Rhaenyra Targaryen/Laenor Velaryon
   • Harwin Strong/Rhaenyra Targaryen
   • Corlys "The Sea Snake" Velaryon/Rhaenys Targaryen Velaryon
   • Viserys I Targaryen
   • Alicent Hightower
   • Rhaenyra Targaryen
   • Daemon Targaryen
   • Otto Hightower
   • Aegon II Targaryen
   • Visenya Targaryen (SI)
   • Aenys Targaryen (SI)
   • Helaena Targaryen
   • Aemond "One-Eye" Targaryen
   • Daeron "The Forgotten" Targaryen
   • Rhaenys Targaryen Velaryon
   • Corlys "The Sea Snake" Velaryon
   • Laenor Velaryon
   • Laena Velaryon (Daughter of Corlys)
   • Baela Targaryen
   • Rhaena Targaryen (Daughter of Daemon)
   • Jacaerys Velaryon
   • Lucerys Velaryon (Son of Rhaenyra)
   • Joffrey Velaryon
   • assorted others - Character
   • Other Character Tags to Be Added
   • Self-Insert
   • Self-Indulgent
   • Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • Chapters Not Exactly in Chronological Order
   • Writing for inspiration
   • Forcing myself to write whatever comes to mind so I can get to my other fics hopefully
   • Double Self-Insert
   • These two stopped giving a fuck a while back
   • Especially Visenya
   • They're just there for the ride
   • not team black
   • But Not Team Green Either
   • Team 'We don't give a fuck as long as you don't drag us in"
   • Otto thinks visenya is Daemon 2.0 and he hates it
   • Visenya can't stand Daemon tho
   • Or Otto
   • hmm maybe these two second sons have more in common then the think
   • Viserys is a well-meanig dumb shit
   • which is the worst thing to be bc oblivious dumbasses cause more harm than malicious ones sometimes
   • speaking of black visenya literally hates that she is considered a white woman now
   • and she burns in the damn sun like one too which is horrible just horrible
   • Aenys is literally tired of ALL this shit
   • He does Not Want To Be Here tm
   • and he's allergic to dumbassery which is unfortunate bc the Targ line is full of that
   • poc characters
   • or at least formerly PoC characters turned magical albinos to their eternal horror
   • Though technically are Valyrians an alien race?
   • Who Knows?
   • Helaena is an absolute Sweetheart but far more slytherinlike then she may appear
   • The rest of the green kids are also sweet but really annoying
   • the black kids are too
   • That all may change in adulthood

   Summary

   Two hapless souls are forcibly shoved into Planetos as twins born to Alicent Hightower and Viserys Targaryen, after Aegon. One of them remains calm, the other proceeds to have a breakdown. They'll manage. Hopefully.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   8,302

   Chapters:

   3/?

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