S_Shadowmage97
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When Man Plans, God(s) Laugh - (or How I Survived All My Plans Being F'd Up The Arse) by S_Shadowmage97
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
13 Nov 2025
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Maegelle's careful plans for a peaceful life (or as much of a peaceful life one could eke out in this miserable uncivilized rathole) blew up. Welcome to her, quite literally, winging it the rest of the way.
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“I’m just going to be blunt with you,” she announces, standing in front of Zuko’s ornate desk with her hands clasped across her stomach primly.
“I want you to fuck me.”
Arranged Marriage Zutara.
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Targaryen Bullshit & Other Assorted Planetosi Nonsense by S_Shadowmage97
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
26 Sep 2023
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Two hapless souls are forcibly shoved into Planetos as twins born to Alicent Hightower and Viserys Targaryen, after Aegon. One of them remains calm, the other proceeds to have a breakdown. They'll manage. Hopefully.
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The Three-eyed Wolf by S_Shadowmage97
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
24 Jul 2023
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Everyday, she wakes up in this medieval hellhole, she feels the urge to choose violence. She wasn’t even fucking European so why did she have to suffer in some Europe-alternate hell, huh?! Why couldn't she have been born wherever the equivalent for her people were, huh? Or maybe not… that old white man definitely exoticized and overly-sexualized the Summer Islanders and Dorne. Fucker.
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Petunia rolled out of bed with loud thump, landing on carpeted flooring. What in-? She hadn't fallen out of her bed since she was a kid. And why wasn't she in a hospital? The door to the room swung open loudly and Petunia froze in horror as she stared at the small, familiar red-headed figure standing in the doorway. "Come on Tuney! Mum said we could go to the park after breakfast!"
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"'You don’t go for married women.'
'I misspoke - I don’t go for happily married women. Devoted women.'
No attachments, no consequences, just a few nights of uninhibited passion - that's all it was ever supposed to be between them. No longing or dreadful desire, nothing that would prompt a divorce. Just shameless, guiltless sex.
Nothing more."
After a decade of marriage and conflicting life goals, a struggling Hermione and Ron decide to take part in a rather extreme experiment to improve their relationship. Following the guidance of her sister-in-law, Hermione agrees to open their marriage, believing their issues stemmed from a lack of intimacy. But once she decides to participate herself - with a wizard who infuriates her husband like no other - Hermione realises just how recklessly naive they'd been all along.
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28 Apr 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
46, crazy just crazy
Hermione needs to ditch Ron, ginny, Harry, and her dad
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Laenor had allowed himself to be blind to his wife's struggles for too long. For far too long Rhaenyra fought alone against the vipers invading her home while he drowned in his grief and melancholy. But no longer. It was time to wake up and be the Prince-consort his wife deserved.
And it only took one ill-thought-out proposal.
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Or; how the hell did no one point out the differences in appearance between Harwin Strong and Laenor Velaryon when Rhaenyra was looking for a baby daddy?
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In Dragonstone’s forsaken halls, Rhaenyra Targaryen treads where no light lingers.
In a chamber steeped in ash and memory, ancient power wakes to her blood. A bargain is struck, and from it will rise scars that bind her flesh, bend her lineage, and alter the fate of House Targaryen for all time.
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Bookmarked by S_Shadowmage97
24 Nov 2025
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26, amazing, amazing, amazing. Stunning detail, multifaceted characters just overall awesome
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Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are cursed. Probably. Maybe.
All Hermione knows for certain is that he keeps sticking his pointy nose and other body parts where they aren't welcome: like into her dating life, and under her skin, literally.
Meanwhile, all Draco knows for certain is that in all his fantasies of getting into her knickers, he never imagined it happening like that.
A twist of fate, a statistical anomaly, or a sex curse: whatever the cause, there's (probably) just one solution.
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(In which Hermione and Draco Apparate into one another, repeatedly.)
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04 Dec 2025
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“No strings attached.” She pushed him away to look at him in the eyes. Her words were dead serious even when her face flushed with lust. “We end this the moment we find someone we want to go steady with. And no one could know.”
He frowned at the lost of her lips. Such an annoying swot, his fingers were inside her knickers yet she was still trying to act like the smartest person in the room. As if he needed her to remind him anyway. He had no intention of making her his girlfriend or marrying her. A quick shag—oh well, maybe many shags—would be more than enough.
“Deal.” He muttered against her clever mouth, determined to put it to better use again.
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Few months later, Tom Riddle regretted his little agreement with Hermione Granger.
It took Hermione Granger seven years to feel the same.