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“As you may know,” Muriel started, “as a human police officer, I can unobtrusively monitor your marriage without raising suspicion.”
Yes. What? Aziraphale stared. “Marriage?”
“On whether it’s being,” Muriel hesitated, eyes cast up as they searched for the right word, “consummated properly.”
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Or, after the Antichrist cancels Armageddon, Heaven and Hell come up with a peace treaty. Traditionally, treaties involve a marriage between representatives of each side. It goes about as well as you might expect.