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Spoopy Fic: Remus Lupin, Supernatural Catnip by spookymoonie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Aug 2025
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Summary
Remus Lupin is your average, every day, boring, plain Jane bookworm.
Nothing interesting ever happens, and he’s gotten used to being bored working graveyards in the sex shop.
Nothing interesting.
Except the one time that faerie in his village’s forest offered him the opportunity to become a concubine. Or that time he lost his virginity to a banshee at summer camp. Or his only real friend aside from Lily, Byxbee the Ghost of Amortentia Adult Toys.
Yeah, nothing interesting ever happens to him, and he’s resigned to his lot in life.
Well… He did actually just meet someone who may be a vampire.
But what are the chances that Sirius Black II (who looks uncannily like his grandfather or great-grandfather, one of them, he can’t remember) is a vampire?Pre faerie human-pet offer, 0%. Post banshee sex and coincidences with the ‘ghost’ of his shop, maybe a 50-50.
Who knows? Vampire or not, Remus is determined to not let Sirius find out where he works or how kinky he really is until they at least have a first date blowie or two.
(SPOOPY MONTH BABESSSSS)
(Heed the tags.)