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Saiki Pov.
Wow. How creative, another new student. The writers must be getting pretty lazy if this is the thing they can think of.
Do I seriously have to narrate everything that I do? That seems pretty dumb. Whatever let's just get this over with.
I walk into class and sit down ignoring everyone because I won't admit their my- okay what is up with the script this is completely out of character.
As I'm thinking about how nonsensical the script is the teacher enters and quiets everyone down. Like that'll do much for me. I don't know how many of you reading this know but I'm a psychic, and one of my too many powers is reading minds of the people around me (Nendo doesn't count)
"Alright class we will be having a new student join us this evening. He is a transfer student from the United States, so don't be to upset if he doesn't understand." The teacher says once it has quieted.
Of course the news of a new student has, unfortunately, stirred everyone into talking.
"Settle down, settle down." The teacher responded to the class's endless chatter. Do I really need to say who said it every time? "He is in the office right now so I will be sending someone to get him." Oh no "Saiki, since you are the calmest and least likely to startle him you can go pick him up from the office." I honestly would think that there is no god, but there is and he only loves Teruhashi.
Of course it would be weird if I didn't accept. Who wouldn't want to escort the new kid? I accept my fate and walk out twords the office. I guess that's one upside to this being a book instead of a show is that I don't have to walk all that much.