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It all started on a sunny day when a charming vampire fell through the sky and into the underground. He hit the pile of leaves with a surprisingly loud thud.
"Fuck!" He glanced around he had landed in a pile of leaves, he was alone for the moment at least. Until it saw it, the glint of a metal blade from the distant sunlight in the darkness.
"Who's there?!" He commanded taking out his bow as he aimed it towards a rock in the distance. Behind said rock
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was a small toy knife. Astarion felt the tension leave his body at this sight, but only a little. He was still in the middle of a giant mountain cave, who knows what kind of dungeon this could be, gods forbid it be another goblin encampment. He grabbed the small item before continuing through the cave.
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The vampire did not stall in his fast saunter until he had gone through a large door and entered something strange. It was almost as if he was suddenly on the surface again, but he knew it was far from winter where he came from. Maybe a portal of some sort?
That is when Astarion hear a slight trouseling of bones in the distance and decided to ready his only weapon availiable to him after his fall, the small toy knife.
"Who goes there!" The trouseling pauses for a moment before speeding up and getting closer.
"Hello! I'm the great papyrus! Are you lost out here? Everyone is supposed to be in their homes due to the latest human encounter!" a vo
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The skeleton approacheth. He was wearing, for some reason, really fancy looking glasses. These glasses were common in the forgotten realms, mainly in the more scholarly type of places. Astarion had encountered plenty of undead, but this particular skeleton intrigued him.
Astarion stood, feeling a bit cautious, "Lost? No, I just...happened to wander here, is all."
Papyrus, puzzled by the strange 'Human', walked up closer to him, "Really? Well, I hope you get home safely, Human!"
Astarion, feeling a bit bored, decided to mess with this ridiculous looking skeleton, so he revealed his teeth, and hissed. He revealed him as a Vampire, and Papyrus, seeing such a horrifying act, panicked, "AHH! Don't eat me! I'm just a skeleton with big dreams! Don't make me get my special attack!"
Astarion smirks, and looked at Papyrus, "Oh, just you try. I'm more than just a simple Vampire, my poor skeleton friend. Now, enough of this bantering! Get out of my way, or i shall be forced to make you move."
"Very well! I, the Great Papyrus, will stop you!" Papyrus got out his special attack, a tiny bone dagger, and the battle begins.